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Didn't he used to be our closer? He can hold this -2 run lead, i'm sure of it!

Maybe we thought that is exactly what they'd expect us to do... Which is why they were shifting us to pull, to encourage us not to. But we out smarted them, didn't we! Er, that is not advancing the runner, nor scoring... Maybe not.

And that was no ordinary bounce. That was special. Like those old Bird 'n' Magic Johnson commercials, off the dirt, off Garver's mask, into the camera well, nothing but net.

Sano! Flashing the leather!

We wouldn't want anyone to feel left out...

At least i got the Beatles...

Yes.

Buxton! (keeping in practice)

Cruz? Or Garlick?

So can we expect him to pull his weight?

Would we have benefited by calling a bases loaded hit and run?

There's a clinic on subject in the town where i grew up...

They have us right where they want us... Bases loaded, no one out. We're doomed.

There was foul called fair briefly with 2 on before the call got corrected.

Depends on what he's starting...

Buxton!!

Thanks for the historical clarification. (and 96%... leaves some room for improvement.) Cinco de Mayo just sounds cool. Almost as good as Hellmann's mayo.

Aged well! (like fine whine)

321... Contact! (a dribbler to the short stop, but ... you know. Progress)

Snapper mow 'em down inning, eh?

Thanks for the heads up!

After yesterday's game thread, i think i'll go for short and sweet, so as not to think so hard. Fifth day of the fifth month... that's like... 5 squared, or 25. Is that Buxton day? Yes, but that's a trick question, 'cause every day is Buxton day. It is also el Cinco de Mayo, or Mexican Independence day. I claim no Mexican wisdom, but i support Independence for all! I'm not sure i would trust the accuratcy of much in the video, but i bring it up for the catchy music, animation style, and determination not to compromise. And i hope the last aspect rubs off on the Twins! We welcome Sano back to the roster, and hope he picks up _right_ where Kirilloff _left_ off. It is also good to see Thorpe take the mound, and how he is getting along. I think he has a real chance of earning a spot in the rotation! Rangers: 0. Hyeon-Jong Yang ( L) P 1. Isiah Kiner-Falefa (R ) SS 2. Nick Solak (R ) 2B 3. Nate Lowe ( L) 1B 4. Adolis Garcia (R ) LF 5. Joey Gallo ( L) RF 6. Andy Ibanez (R ) DH 7. Charlie Culberson (R ) 3B 8. Jose Trevino (R ) C 9. Eli White (R ) CF Twins: 0. Lewis Thorpe ( L) P 1. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 2. Josh Donaldson (R ) 3B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Kyle Garlick (R ) LF 5. Mitch Garver (R ) C 6. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B 7. Max Kepler ( L) RF 8. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 9. Andrelton Simmons (R ) SS Go Get 'Em!

Sorry about that. Entirely on me. I guess it's a new month. I'll take my first loss as a game thread intro writer...

Alright, let's vulture a win! (Please keep it as easy as possible, Alcala)

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