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Oh yeah. Hapy bday Sano!

"The Odyssey 2*" Opening scene: Old man (played by Nelson Cruz) with an oar on his shoulder shuffling down the road. Twins fan catches his forelorn eye, waves and says, "is that a fan on your shoulder, or are you just happy to see me?" and an expressionof great relief crosses the oldman's face... Summary (i am too lazy and the game approaches) Odysseus (Cruz) is on the run from the law due to slaughtering all his wife's suitors, has to take care of hia family in hiding and still make good on his promice to expand poseidon's realm, whne he hears some of his band survived their travels butare caught by crazy dangers. Join us as Cruz teaches Sano how to check his swing, Kepler how to beat the shift, saves Astudillo from vultures, and brings Buxton back from the realm of Hades. Twins: 0. J.A. Happ ( L) P 1. Kyle Garlick (R ) RF 2. Josh Donaldson (R ) 3B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Mitch Garver (R ) C 5. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B 6. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 7. Max Kepler ( L) CF 8. A. Simmons (R ) SS 9. Luis Arraez ( L) LF White Sox: 0. Dallas Keuchel ( L) P 1. Tim Anderson (R ) SS 2. Nick Madrigal (R ) 2B 3. Yoan Moncada ( S ) 3B 4. Jose Abreu (R ) 1B 5. Y. Mercedes (R ) DH 6. Y. Grandal ( S ) C 7. Andrew Vaughn (R ) LF 8. Billy Hamilton ( S ) CF 9. Danny Mendick (R ) RF *- i only heard summaries of the Illiad, Odyssey, and the Aeniad. Not like i know what i am talking about.

Er... Maybe not.

Last chance to score! Let's vulture it for Law!

If the score once more, does Astudillo get to pitch?

Tide and Astudillo wait for no hitters' counts... Explains so much.

G'night!

Or did you mean on an 0-2 pitch?

Which is possible because you don't get awarded 1st base when hit by a strike?

Let's go Twins! Only 4 runs down.

We are special, aren't we?

Are the standing on a taller mound? Or just better choice of shampoo?

Oh well. 2 more innings to tie it. Happy to take as long as we want to win it.

Works for me, Garlick!

Polanco is following Cruz on the basepaths! Get 'em all home!

Cruz is on base. Huzzah!

Good to someone is winning. What do you win?

What i miss?

Go Ben! Keep the momentum up!

2nd chance! Way to make it count.

Not laying down and playing dead quite yet... Nicely struck, Polanco!

There seems to be an advertisement batting 4th for Chicago... Easy out!

For is it not written, "4 shalt though not score, neither 2, unless proceeding directly home for a third run. 5 is right out"

Tiger, tiger burning bright...

What i miss? Nevermind, let's put up some runs! Some? I mean all of them!