(I'm still not sure if i'm supposed to be raising it or lowering it... There are sound arguments that both are acceptable, even preferred)
I was going to comment on an interesting fact of this line up:
TWINS:
1. Santana SS (6)
2. Hunter RF (7)
3. Mauer 1B (3)
4. Dozier 2B (4)
5. Plouffe 3B (5)
6. (our) Escobar DH (er... 0? 1?!)
7. Arcia LF (9)
8. Suzuki C (2)
9. Schafer CF (8)
That being positions 3,4,5 are batting 3,4,5 respectively... 3,4,5 squared?
It's a Pythagorean triplet.