BobAzar

To play devils advocate, how much would you want them to spend in 2023? what moves would you have made this offseason?

Before the Twins wore the jerseys, I had never heard of the team. This was great. Thank you PS nicknames were so much better back then, Steel Arm, Dude, Chappie...

I would like to see the Manfred Man start in the 12th inning. give us up to 2 "normal" extra innings before starting it.

Over/under on the amount of comments missing the LARGE header that explains satire and complain like this is a real article.

B ramp entrance is off of 5th St. A ramp is off of 7th or 10th.

I wanted to "like" this, but I had to use the "disagree", on principle.

Thank you John, Aaron, Nick, Parker, Seth, everyone involved in TD and the Meltdown. Along with opening day, this is one of my favorite days of the year.

"My stepson who no longer talks to me does raps on the internet" Nick Nelson? aka Nickle Nelly? or is it Joe himself? https://www.mlb.com/cut4/joe-mauer-once-had-a-secret-rap-studio-in-his-house-c216934768

With the just-announced trade of Arraez, looks like the bat day giveaway should be on the list too

Not gonna lie, I would eat at least 3 Dome dogs...

Great article. Number 12 is it. I go to about 30 games a year, probably 20-24 of those with my two kids. I love it. my kids ask why we dont "have a cabin" we go to during the summer like so many of their friends. We tell them that Target FIeld is our "cabin".

Once again the Twins miss out on the Correa sweepstakes...

So who gets moved from SS, Lindor or Correa? I get that Cohen isnt shy about throwing money around, but this doesnt make sense to me since the Mets already had a $300+ Puerto Rican shortstop.

Just came to say, I love the simpsons reference in the headline...

Well, at least they didnt go with Abbott and Costello's suggestion of I Dont Give A Damn.,,

Link isnt working for me. I had to just go to Etix and type in twins daily and bought them without problems. not sure if anyone else had problems.

Im torn, as a STH, I want the team to be good and attendance to be high, BUT I do like it when the lines for food/bathrooms arent long, and the concourses arent jammed packed.

I misread this as "Reusse to join Twins Daily writing staff", and I thought, wow, thats a great get for TD, but isnt it a step down from columnist for the Strib? (no offense John). This makes much more sense.

Can I pay that over 13 years to lower the AAV?

Also, if anyone reading this wins it, and doesnt want it, ill buy you a beer, or a 12 pack, or something for them...

oooh. I wanted this collection when it went on sale a few years ago, but my wife (correctly) told me that we dont need to spend $500 and dont have room for that many bobbleheads. BUT, if I win, I'll make room. ETA: I wont display the Griffith and Pohlad ones, being rich isnt a reason to be in the Twins HoF.

I wanted Correa back, but not for 13 years. Im ok losing him if thats what it took.

I was at the team store last week buying some xmas stuff, and I looked in, and it looked like it was still there, but they've removed that logo from their list of official logos.

Im glad youd guys (or Brock) kept Minnie and Paul even though the Twins got rid of them.