Ok, ok, get it out of your system now, because in a couple of months that same comment is going to spark a spontaneous mass TD road trip to find your place and crash in your living room.
Speaking only for myself, I will say that yours is the most charitable appraisal of the act watching this dreadful team of any that I can either recall or imagine.
Oof. Been there several times but didn't realize just how wee the wee hours are that they serve into. My best shot at being out at 3am is waking up then to go to the bathroom and suddenly deciding I want to use a dirty, busy one with 'personal product' vending machines on the wall.
Twins' hot bats forcing Rodon to work outside the zone and throw the wild pitch! I smell a comeback! Ok, maybe it's not a comeback, but I definitely smell something baseball-related.
Offseason workout program with Godzilla has really paid off down the stretch for him. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uPG2zs-VVnM/VN91aw7S1GI/AAAAAAAABPg/-MbuPYSx4ZU/s1600/Rodan%2Bmechag2.jpg
White Sox faced with the conflict of padding stats against dreadful Twins staff vs. leaving the park while there's still some Friday night left to make use of.
Twins cutting into the Phillies' MLB lead in negative run differential. Twins started the night 11 back... ahead... whatever, at -172 vs. Phillies' -183. And yet Philly has won a mind-boggling 13 more games than the Twins, so in a way you have to admire our team's efficiency in generating losses. Or not.
That was nice... 'hustle', I guess, on the almost-catch by Grossman, but it still reminds me that his biggest advantage over Delmon is that his superior athleticism allows him to get to more balls he can't catch than Delmon could.
Yup. Once fatigue sets in, it's just a matter of time before centrifugal force wins out. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/122013/reverse-1386615890_corgi_jumps_on_spinning_carousel.gif
I can always wipe it... like, with a cloth. Unfortunately a server, file or yogurt, would probably not crack the top five most odd things found in my bathroom over the years.
Buxton needs to call off the corner guys from 50 feet away or he's going to lose a knee. That time it only cost him a spectacular catch, but eventually his luck will run out.
Dick and Bert staged a mock walkout in tribute/sympathy tonight. To his credit, LaPanta has maintained an even amount of contempt for the Twins throughout the season, making it clear from the beginning that the whole thing is somewhat beneath him.