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  1. Let's not be too hasty. They've got more than half the season left to ride this downward spiral and capture the "worst pitching staff in MLB" title.
  2. I'm not sure Scotland has enough scotch for this. http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/877893/original/drunk-scotsman.jpg
  3. Santana and New Guy, then break out the two-ply. http://happymoneysaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/toiletpaperlayers2ply.gif
  4. http://i2.wp.com/philipthorrold.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/crossers-pair.gif?fit=567%2C378
  5. Santana and J.O, then "f#@%!ng far from okay" - o. http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/f6/Pulp-shotgun4.jpg/600px-Pulp-shotgun4.jpg
  6. If it were me potentially getting plunked by a 90+ mph pitch, my definition of "reasonable" effort to avoid being hit would be a bit outside the mainstream.... http://i.imgur.com/0hzesw4.gif
  7. There are probably posters who are either impressed or appalled (or possibly both simultaneously) by the revelation that you still listen to what your wife is saying.
  8. That's what happens to your jaw when you eat too many of this delightful State Fair delicacy...
  9. Well, the Mudville Nine did knot it up in the bottom of the first, so it's not like they went down without a fight.
  10. http://mlb.mlb.com/images/7/9/6/168539796/032216_obama_wave_med_jmk98c7j.gif
  11. The 2 a.m. infomercial clearly stated that the next 10 franchises to call could double their order of washed up simulated vintage relievers and pay only the extra shipping and handling, so I'm not sure how we could fault them.
  12. Tim Wakefield isn't doing anything terribly important when he's not color commentarying for Baahhston, and Garver has the shifty look of a knuckleballer to me.
  13. Wasn't 2017 supposed to be the year that our bumper crop of college relievers was harvested?
  14. It's not bad enough they're getting blown out, you gotta remind me I'm due for a colonoscopy?
  15. Funny you should mention that, since there was recently a rumor that Jason Marquis was seen reconstituting near the employee break room at Target Field... http://www.oafe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/t2d.jpg
  16. That seems to have been the preeminent recurring question for the greater part of the past half decade.
  17. Another good option to duplicate the Rubechat experience is paintball without eye protection.
  18. He at least seems fairly clear on the important point that the players are not being made to serve in the military, so that's something.
  19. Nice to see the boys lift Mejia out of the early hole he found himself in. Santana, Berrios, then it's precarious.
  20. Man, can they hypnotize these guys into thinking they're on the road when they come back to Target? And I can't help but think of how bad last year got when I imagine Giants fans going from breathing a sigh of relief as Santana came to the plate with two outs to then debating the merits of throwing their televisions out the window.
  21. Well, a CGSHO in mid-June never hurts when you're in the hunt for starting the All Star game.
  22. The mild-mannered seminars about depreciation and 501©s are just an elaborate cover for what goes on after dark. Glunn's postcard tells only part of the story...
  23. Not sure, but I'd be willing to bet that one of the ten lowest totals was set while pitching against the hacktastic Loserville Twins teams of the mid-to-late '90s.
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