Off Day Allows Twins Fan to Convince Himself Season Isn’t Lost By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, May 28, 2021 The team's recent run of near-competence has at least one fan convinced that things are turning around. Read more... 12 comments
Rare Unwritten Rule Triggers Name Change for Minnesota Twins By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, May 21, 2021 Team must now go by 'Minnesota Cocaine Dentists' for two weeks. Read more... 9 comments
Twins Bring On Bob Baffert in Consultant Role By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, May 14, 2021 The controversial Kentucky Derby trainer is seen by some as a bold, if unconventional choice, to turn the team’s flailing fortunes around. Read more... 23 comments
State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, May 7, 2021 "We’re almost to the finish line, Minnesota. Together, we can do this.” Read more... 12 comments
Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, April 30, 2021 Unlikable Chaska man hopes to return focus to Buxton’s injury history. Read more... 13 comments
Baffling Twins Losses Cause Vikings to Issue Cease-and-Desist Order By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, April 23, 2021 “Get your own thing,” the NFL team said in a strongly worded statement. Read more... 17 comments
Twins Bullpen Falters Because of What Bryan Did By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, April 16, 2021 He knows what he did. Look at him. Read more... 20 comments
Breaking Down the 2021 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Just For Fun, April 10, 2021 The player walk-up song list for the Twins was recently revealed, so let's take this opportunity to dissect some of these selections. Read more... 8 comments
Seattle's Day Off By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, April 9, 2021 You’re a Seattle Mariner. Congratulations! Here’s how you can enjoy a relaxing day in the Twin Cities. Read more... 16 comments
Topps to Introduce Service Time Trading Cards By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, March 26, 2021 “Now kids and collectors can share the fun of searching for the unsung employees who snagged that elusive extra year of team control for the hometown nine.” Read more... 2 comments
A Joint Statement from Metropolitan Stadium and the Metrodome By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, March 19, 2021 “10,000 people at a game? We wish.” Read more... 11 comments
Local Copy Editor Pleads With Twins to Keep Kyle Garlick By RandBalls Stu in Just For Fun, March 12, 2021 “The headline possibilities are endless. I need this. We need this.” Read more... 5 comments