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While the oft-injured superstar awaits his spring training debut, one fan prepares for the worst.

“Juilliard [sic] is a generational talent, and the Twins are throwing it all away,” said the constantly indignant man.

Wacky Sitcom Mix-Up Lands Leitch, 76, in Fort Myers.

“I don’t really need it, but at $37.50 I figured why the heck not,” said Carlsson.

This shortest of phrases makes our hearts soar
Pitchers and catchers report
With driveways unshoveled and lower backs sore
Pitchers and catchers report
Still bitter that this year the Astros are kings
We yearn for the vengeance a new season brings
Like Hornsby we stare out the window for spring
Pitchers and catchers report

“The advancements they’ve made in nacho delivery technology have had some undesirable side effects,” said Fraley. "I can't smoke my way out of it, but I plan to try."

Teammates prepare for difficult conversations about emojis and nymphs.

“This is like Christmas and the 4th of July all in one,” said the unloved man.

HCMC, the Minnesota Department of Health, and The Vatican have already condemned one promotion.

“It’s a pretty obscure transaction, you probably haven’t heard of it.”

“The machine doesn’t usually do this,” said the analyst.

The former Twins and Astros superstar continues signing megadeals that collapse with a quickness after a physical. Twins Daily uses advanced metrics to determine who else will immediately regret signing Correa.