Mornea's bat looks like it was used in the Punic Wars.

"I'd never leave the house" is the punchline to an old but quite (in this case) appropriate joke.

 

Guess it's TOO old.

 

Perfection... The joke fit like a glove!!!

just saw someone on rollerblades. should i chase that criminal down and punch the kid?

 

i just saw someone on a Uni-cycle.

Twins baseball.

 

Winning ugly is still winning.

Oohh! Oohh! That we have!

 

We had a Cold Stone about 1,800 feet from my house, but I did not like their ice cream -- too rich.

We had a Cold Stone about 1,800 feet from my house, but I did not like their ice cream -- too rich.

 

How does Chief Phrase it? Unpossible!!!

Arciea's got this.

I would've sent Mauer there.

Winning ugly is still winning.

"Go ugly early" has always worked for me.

I want Arcia to take CC deep

I would've sent Mauer there.

 

I'm listening on the radio via internet, so I couldn't see it, but I was wondering about that. You know Walters is going to need more than one run.

"Go ugly early" has always worked for me.

Best way to end a dry spell.

Crap!

I'm listening on the radio via internet, so I couldn't see it, but I was wondering about that. You know Walters is going to need more than one run.

It would have been close, but he could have made it.

sigh

"Go ugly early" has always worked for me.

 

Oh my. For a moment I flashed back to junior high. It wasn't pretty.

Wow. 3 innings and already 0-5 w/RISP.

 

Yeesh

It would have been close, but he could have made it.

Really? It was a decent throw. Would've been close but then I'm just being nervous

Is there somewhere I can see LOB by team? I gotta believe our Twins are near the top of that category for the season.

It would have been close, but he could have made it.

Don't care if he would've been out or safe, can't really know that. I'd have sent him and made them throw the guy out. IMO there's a better chance he scores than depending on a two out hit. It's the way I think the game should be played.

Really? It was a decent throw. Would've been close but then I'm just being nervous

 

I'm aggressive... I'm sending him... Make them play defense.

It wasn't pretty.

That's the whole idea.

Oh my. For a moment I flashed back to junior high. It wasn't pretty.

 

Theres this fantastic Wallflowers tune from the album Bringing Down the Horse.

 

Its called "God Don't Make Lonely Girls"

 

That title is a true statement.

Hmmm, looks like no ice cream tonight.

Do you think Walters knows he's pitching for his job? 1 hit thru 4.

Hmmm, looks like no ice cream tonight.

Perhaps you can take dad out to celebrate a win. Even in Winona the DQ must be open till 11, no?

Hmmm, looks like no ice cream tonight.

 

For me... There will be... I'm in Ice Cream Overdrive right now... I can't be stopped and you turned me on.

Perhaps you can take dad out to celebrate a win. Even in Winona the DQ must be open till 11, no?

Unfortunately that's past his bedtime. But we'll go tomorrow sometime.

I can't be stopped and you turned me on.

I thought it was the limber comment that did that.

I'm no Clete fan, but it's kinda unfair to ask him to hit off a good lefthander.