Sigh.

 

Twins:

Brian Dozier 2B

Joe Mauer DH

Ryan Doumit C

Justin Morneau 1B

Trevor Plouffe 3B

Oswaldo Arcia LF

Aaron Hicks CF

Clete Thomas RF

Pedro Florimon SS

(P.J. Walters P)

 

Yankees:

Brett Gardner CF

Ichiro Suzuki RF

Robinson Cano 2B

Travis Hafner DH

Zoilo Almonte LF

Lyle Overbay 1B

Chris Stewart C

Luis Cruz SS

David Adams 3B

(CC Sabathia P)

Something under the bed is drooling.

The Yankees are only a -157 favorite to win tonight.

 

 

$157 to win $100? Could be the easiest money of all time!

Sinker in-depth on Twins normal stinker vs NYY under Gardy:

 

Yankees turn Gardy's Twins into the worst team ever -- really | StarTribune.com

 

 

Can we see new management next year? PLEASE?!

Sinker in-depth on Twins normal stinker vs NYY under Gardy:

 

Yankees turn Gardy's Twins into the worst team ever -- really | StarTribune.com

 

 

Can we see new management next year? PLEASE?!

 

Between 2002 and 2011 the Twins scored 588 runs against the Yankees and allowed 821, for a pythagorean record of .353. So, maybe 1 of every 7 losses is on Gardy. Maybe. But mostly, the Yankees have just built better teams.

What new way will the Twins find to lose to the Yankees? I'll go out on a limb and predict "forfeit", just to try and think outside the box a little.

What new way will the Twins find to lose to the Yankees? I'll go out on a limb and predict "forfeit", just to try and think outside the box a little.

I'm going to go with Gardy giving every single batter the bunt signal. He hasn't tried that one yet. Maybe it'll work.

I have to admit that I want to see Walters get lit up tonight. The best thing for this team is to clear him off the roster and clear some room so Worley and maybe Albers can get some starts later in the season.

The Yankees are only a -157 favorite to win tonight.

 

 

$157 to win $100? Could be the easiest money of all time!

 

When the Baseball Gods wish to punish you... They answer your prayers... That is directed at The Yankees thinking a Sabathia/Walters match up is a slam dunk easy layup.

 

I've seen it go the other way... Too many times.

 

With that said... That's as far as I will go... I'm not crazy!!!

hey guys anyone know where i can get some m-80's asking for a friend and that friend is me

hey guys anyone know where i can get some m-80's asking for a friend and that friend is me

 

I don't know what it is about this post but I'm dying over here.

hey guys anyone know where i can get some m-80's asking for a friend and that friend is me

 

Its possible that Walmart is selling them now. They also handle Optimitry... Tax Preperation... Grocery... And a neighbor is going to have his kidney transplant taken care of at the Walmart Surgery Center.

 

Kidney Transplants at guaranteed lowest price plus he gets free set of snow tires.

One of my best buddies in HS lived next door to Roy Smally. He was a great guy. Really fun to shoot the breeze with. Which makes it weird that I cant stand it when he opens his mouth on these broadcasts.

One of my best buddies in HS lived next door to Roy Smally. He was a great guy. Really fun to shoot the breeze with. Which makes it weird that I cant stand it when he opens his mouth on these broadcasts.

 

not our fault you're jealous of his immaculate hair.

One of my best buddies in HS lived next door to Roy Smally. He was a great guy. Really fun to shoot the breeze with. Which makes it weird that I cant stand it when he opens his mouth on these broadcasts.

 

It's kinda like... I really like these Eclairs... But they are no good for me and I hate when they talk to me.

It's kinda like... I really like these Eclairs... But they are no good for me and I hate when they talk to me.

I have the same relationship with Surly Bender.

not our fault you're jealous of his immaculate hair.

 

He is a handsome devil.

The Yankees are only a -157 favorite to win tonight.

 

 

$157 to win $100? Could be the easiest money of all time!

 

If I lived in Vegas, I would be betting big on this one. Sabathia is going for his 20th [edit - 200th] career win and the Twins seem demoralized. With the right odds (1,000 to 1 or better), I might even bet that it will be a no hitter.

Edited July 3, 201313 yr by glunn

A sure win for the Twins tonite.

Its possible that Walmart is selling them now. They also handle Optimitry... Tax Preperation... Grocery... And a neighbor is going to have his kidney transplant taken care of at the Walmart Surgery Center.

 

Kidney Transplants at guaranteed lowest price plus he gets free set of snow tires.

 

 

i'm too good for walmart. but not as good as kmart. somewhere in between.

If I lived in Vegas, I would be betting big on this one. Sabathia is going for his 20th career win and the Twins seem demoralized. With the right odds (1,000 to 1 or better), I might even bet that it will be a no hitter.

 

Wow! I thought he's won more than 20.

not our fault you're jealous of his immaculate hair.

 

Just look at that hair... Wait a sec... OK... Skip that... Check out the lady next to him... She is gonna do Roy Smalley Harm.

 

When the Baseball Gods wish to punish you... They answer your prayers... That is directed at The Yankees thinking a Sabathia/Walters match up is a slam dunk easy layup.

 

I've seen it go the other way... Too many times.

 

With that said... That's as far as I will go... I'm not crazy!!!

 

Nothing is a sure thing, but I wish that I could make that bet before game time. Even if I lost the bet (which seems unlikely to say the least), my happiness at beating the Yankees would be worth more than $157.

Wow! I thought he's won more than 20.

 

Whoops -- I meant 200th.

I just gotta believe that Bruno took these guys under his protective wing, and coached the **** out of them today. Twins 14, Yanks, 9.

He is a handsome devil.

 

well, you could do worse if you had to be someone's prison...servant.

If I lived in Vegas, I would be betting big on this one. Sabathia is going for his 20th [edit - 200th] career win and the Twins seem demoralized. With the right odds (1,000 to 1 or better), I might even bet that it will be a no hitter.

 

GLORM!!!

 

Is life treating you right Glorm?

 

Now you Type -- No it's... Treating me left!!!

I think Roy needs a valium.

Sabathia could kick my ass in bowling.