You can't give up the lead if you don't take it. Interesting strategy.

I suppose I should clarify this. I'm talking about inviting 3 young ladies to a church ice cream social.

 

What were you all thinking of?

 

Umm... When is your Ice Cream Social? I'll jump in my Dart and Drive to Idaho.

I grew up with a DQ flashing in my bedroom window at night. It's a lifelong subliminal implant. I have a love for DQ that goes beyond the natural

No Dairy Queens in Southern Cal? We have like 20 of them in a 5 block radius.

 

I just went to their site and found that there is one about 5 miles away -- now I have something to add to my bucket list.

None in Pocatello either. They had one, but it's being changed into a fast-food mediterranean restaurant. True story. Sad, but true.

 

I'd move... Bring your Ice Cream Socials to Grand Forks... I'll join your Church.

Umm... When is your Ice Cream Social? I'll jump in my Dart and Drive to Idaho.

 

A week from Sunday. You can bring your wife, too.

Starting to bite my nails ...

I suppose I should clarify this. I'm talking about inviting 3 young ladies to a church ice cream social

 

that's how it starts

Starting to bite my nails ...

 

Now we're talkin.

I grew up with a DQ flashing in my bedroom window at night. It's a lifelong subliminal implant. I have a love for DQ that goes beyond the natural

 

I like the chocolate dipped cones. They bring back good memories of my youth.

A week from Sunday. You can bring your wife, too.

 

Absolutely... I'll need someone to tell me that I'm driving too fast every 5 minutes.

Starting to bite my nails ...

Not healthy. Get your feet away from your face.

I like the chocolate dipped cones. They bring back good memories of my youth.

 

I do the Banana Split with Cherry, Marshmellow and Caramel... Or Butterscotch Dilly Bars.

 

I'm getting worked up now... No way I don't visit DQ or Cold Stone tonight.

Not healthy. Get your feet away from your face.

Lol ... if only I were still that limber I'd ... (you fill in the blank)

I do the Banana Split with Cherry, Marshmellow and Caramel... Or Butterscotch Dilly Bars.

 

I'm getting worked up now... No way I don't visit DQ or Cold Stone tonight.

 

Oohh! Oohh! That we have!

I want to see a couple base runners, walks, HBPB, bunt, I don't care. Then I want to see someone with the balls to knock them in.

Lol ... if only I were still that limber I'd ... (you fill in the blank)

I thought we were keeping this PG13!

Lol ... if only I were still that limber I'd ... (you fill in the blank)

Never leave the house?

I want to see a couple base runners, walks, HBPB, bunt, I don't care. Then I want to see someone with the balls to knock them in.

 

Ok.

I thought we were keeping this PG13!

I am. I left it blank!

I thought we were keeping this PG13!

 

What can we say? Standards are slipping and loosening everywhere.

Ok.

 

That works, glad I could motivate you.

Never leave the house?

Well, I was thinking 'I'd be a lot more fun'

 

yay! We score!

We have a lead! I'm hopeful!

Lol ... if only I were still that limber I'd ... (you fill in the blank)

 

OK... Ummm... I'd... (Accidentally Knee myself in the head more often). PG-13 limitations.

Is it too late to put some money down on that 157/100 line?

Twins baseball.

Yankee error! Yankee error! This is more fun than still being that limber!

Well, I was thinking 'I'd be a lot more fun'

 

yay! We score!

"I'd never leave the house" is the punchline to an old but quite (in this case) appropriate joke.

 

Guess it's TOO old.

just saw someone on rollerblades. should i chase that criminal down and punch the kid?