Most women think the Three Stooges shorts are documentaries about men.

 

Not a documentary...

 

Better termed as a Male Development Educational Tool.

I believe the master of graphs, himself, can create one reflecting Mauer's rather curious on-again, off again contact rates this year.

 

Dave is the real graphmaster, but he's too good for us, what with all his getting sloshed and having 3-somes these days.

At the risk of being hauled off to Twins Daily Impersonating a Doctor jail, this was, even before extra innings, the typical sort of close NL game that would've gotten some Twins medicine men/women canned for having an unplayable guy on the bench for every other week of the season.

He does jest and don't call him Shirley.

 

The greatest movie line... Ever written.

 

1. Yes I'm Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley

2. Frankly Scarlett... I don't give a Damn

3. The fall is gonna kill ya.

Well that was impressive.

Most women think the Three Stooges shorts are documentaries about men.

Ha, Ha... Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg, and Tom Selleck are pretty hilarious!

I hate to break this to you, but the Beverly Hillbillies was not a documentary.

TV series or movie?

http://capitalistliontamer.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/futurama_fry_looking_squint.jpg?w=300&h=225

I'm afraid to say you are thinking of a 1990's movie starring Jim Varney from the Ernest movies. The rest of us are discussing the 1960's reality program it was based on.

Really good three innings from Ryanthony Swarzzly. We need one more, plus a run in the top of the 13th - the offense is really testing the bullpen.

'neausie hasn't been hitting the long ball, but it hasn't been for lack of swings like the one in the middle of that last AB.

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

Wife: (Turns on Light) What are you doing?

Me: I'm watching the Twins

Wife: At 11:30 at night.

Me: It's Jake from State Farm

Wife: Put some Clothes on... And get to bed.

Me: well don't I sound Hideous.

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

I hope so to... I gotta ask... You haven't been around my Oregano dealer.

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

James, I am feeling your good Ju-Ju.

I hope so to... I gotta ask... You haven't been around my Oregano dealer.

 

Is he a tall guy that only likes to meet in dark alleys?

Shaky excuse, but we forgive... this time.

 

Who is this "we" you're talking about?

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

We all do.

Is he a tall guy that only likes to meet in dark alleys?

 

No... He works at the supermarket. I always see him stocking the spice aisle.

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

Good call... You are telekinetic.

Hicks!!! Great way to start the inning.

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

Well, that's a start.

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

well played

Atta boy Aaron. Really hope he can put it all together soon

Good call... You are telekinetic.

 

I'll start holding my breath.

Hicks #'s are getting prettier by the day

Can Eduardo come through in the clutch yet again???

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

Welcome back from the future. Steal of home or collision at the plate?

Hell yeah Eddy! Good ABs from everybody right there. Finally a flash of the Twins I used to know

Hicks #'s are getting prettier by the day

 

.161 we are getting closer and closer to .200

.161 we are getting closer and closer to .200

 

Laudner is starting to get nervous.