I bet Gomez fouls it off the plate into his face.

Sour cream this time?

 

Mashed potatoes......I'm lactose intolerant.

In the words of Bender from Futurama, "these balls are making me testy".

 

In reference to Perkins walking the too many batters.

Edited May 29, 201313 yr by James

Now what? Swarzak?.......give me strength.

Did I hear someone say Rally Avatar?

I'm lactose intolerant.

 

Me, I'm just intolerant.

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Looking at the Games Started column on the Twins stat page, that would be 8 unlikes and climbing.

OK... This prediction thing is bogus... I'm getting my money back.

 

Weird things happening tonight... The remote slid across the couch all by itself.

If I'm reading the stats page right, Dozier just got the first hit of the season off of Rodriguez. Only 4.1 innings, but still, zero is zero. Or, was.

I see the pole vaulter is back. Nice move, I think it classes up the joint.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26nvnNG5o1qkk10ro1_500.jpg

I think Dozier should actually try to get a good jump... Regardless if the count is 3-2 or not... That just me tho.

Ughhh!!!

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/fighting/groin-kick-smiley-emoticon.gif

Where's Glunn... He has a lucky shirt.

The avatar did not prove to be the charm, unfortunately. Dozier leading off with a single proved to be just a tease.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/fighting/groin-kick-smiley-emoticon.gif

 

You need to make this your avatar.

Ughhh!!!

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/fighting/groin-kick-smiley-emoticon.gif

 

My God... The Paparazzi are everywhere. Didn't even notice them when my wife and I went to Church last Sunday.

It's really hard to make a warranty claim on those, too. They always say you used it for evil instead of good, which voids it. At least that's what I heard.

He predicted a pinchhit homer, so I'd say they would have a case in this instance.

Ok Swarzie, I take it back.....for now.

You need to make this your avatar.

 

OK, if you won't, I will.

Go Twins! I just got back from a meeting and am thrilled that the game is still on!

It's not so easy, but can we get it done.

OK, if you won't, I will.

 

I like the last one better.

OK, if you won't, I will.

 

Oh. You did. I'll leave it as is for now, though the inning did not get off to a good start.

and am thrilled that the game is still on!

 

You're killing us, you know that don't you? You're killing us.

Oh. You did. I'll leave it as is for now, though the inning did not get off to a good start.

 

Got to give me a chance, I'm trying to watch the Twins blow this.

Where's Glunn... He has a lucky shirt.

 

I was at a meeting.

The groin kick avatar proved to be a disaster. Who could have guessed? Switching to a more popular one.

It's not so easy, but can we get it done.

 

That line could be printed on a T-Shirt.

 

Not as good as "Next Mood Swing 6 minutes" but good none the less.

I was at a meeting.

 

I hate to point out the obvious... Wear the Lucky Shirt to the meeting.