Alright... Good night.

 

Put some clothes on and go to bed.

Duensing notches first save! Somewhere in America a fantasy baseball player's roster manager bot picks him up from the free agent pool. And his real agent ups the asking price for the arb hearing.

Alright... Good night.

 

G'night, Jake.

Twins sweep!

You mean the Twins finally found a team they could beat and they only get to play them twice? Bummer.

Prediction... Close enough. I'm going to choose to believe I helped in a very minor way with this win.

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Listen close, Facebook. Cybermathtricks will get you nowhere here. We're meat, potatoes, Wins, and RBI's people.

 

Also, get off my lawn.

Nice win. Painful for the pitching staff - but what the heck.

 

James should get some street cred for this victory - his prediction was on point.

 

I am looking forward to the return of Plouffe. I need the spiritual re-awakening.

Under TD policy #28, you are hereby banned.

Much like numbering the gates at Target Field--that should be TD policy #55.

You mean the Twins finally found a team they could beat and they only get to play them twice? Bummer.

Maybe they'll get a reverse rainout makeup date in August if there's a drought.

Nice win. Painful for the pitching staff - but what the heck.

 

James should get some street cred for this victory - his prediction was on point.

 

I am looking forward to the return of Plouffe. I need the spiritual re-awakening.

+1. And according to an old Star Trek move, LDS may be able to assist that re-awakening if Plooofsie gets off to a slow start.

Put some clothes on and go to bed.

Holy crap. My wife said the exact same thing to me when I fell onto the Cub Scout pinewood derby track.

1. Hicks with two XBHs, a home run robbed. Kid looks better. Oh yeah, both hits LH.

2. Dozier with three hits, a walk, and a nice defensive play.

3. Pressly was nasty in his 2 innings, Swarzak very good as well.

4. Escobar got the winning run home.

5. Duensing got his first professional save.

+1. And according to an old Star Trek move, LDS may be able to assist that re-awakening if Plooofsie gets off to a slow start.

 

... I know what you are talking about. I used that method today to carry me through this storm of a game.

 

It would be a stretch for me to do it 2 days in a row, but who knows.

 

I will consult my idols of Timothy Leary and let them guide my light.