Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 5/28 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

I'll start holding my breath.

 

Trying to get your way?

[notoriousgod71]

Duensing in to close it out? Yikes.

[James]

.161 we are getting closer and closer to .200

 

Closer to the Men-Dozier line every day.

[Top Gun]

Gardy doin it the hard way.

[Gibby]

Where is Caleb Thielbar?

[glunn]

I hate AT&T commercials. And not wild about Duensing on the mound right now.

[gil4]

Duensing in to close it out? Yikes.

 

It could be worse. It could be...

 

Never mind. Where's Drew Butera when you need him?

[LaBombo]

Gardy doin it the hard way.

Managing.... or... On second thought, never mind.

[glunn]

Great catch by Dozier!

[Riverbrian]

Dozier is doing well at 2b

[Riverbrian]

Doumit... Not so much.

[mikecgrimes]

Oh boy here we go

[ashbury]

Gardy doin it the hard way.

 

You'd leave in Pressly? I think that's the only other option, unless Drew Butera can be brought up real quick for emergency bullpen duty.

 

/ edit: oops, gil4 scooped me.

[Gibby]

Doumit is like a gazelle out there.

[LaBombo]

It could be worse. It could be...

 

Never mind. Where's Drew Butera when you need him?

No idea who that guy is, but on a totally unrelated note, is Son of Sal filling out a Twins rookie ball assistant manager application form?

[glunn]

Damn. Doumit is not very fleet.

[ashbury]

I hate AT&T commercials. And not wild about Duensing on the mound right now.

 

It's not complicated.

[mikecgrimes]

Pitch around him, of course if that happens they'll win on an 18 hopper

[Riverbrian]

Doumit is like a gazelle out there.

 

An animal of some sort

[glunn]

Mauer seems to be calling a very good game tonight. The pitch calling seems to be keeping the Brewers off balance.

[LaBombo]

Doumit is like a pregnant gazelle in snowmobile boots out there.

Sarcasm switched to accuracy for you.

[mikecgrimes]

Magic # 121!!! The clinch is a sinch

[Top Gun]

Twins sweep!

[snepp]

[Riverbrian]

Alright... Good night.

[glunn]

Yes!

[nicksaviking]

The greatest movie line... Ever written.

 

1. Yes I'm Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley

2. Frankly Scarlett... I don't give a Damn

3. The fall is gonna kill ya.

 

You mean:

1. Yes I'm serious and I don't give a damn

2. Surely Scarlett you didn't call me Frank

3. Are you trying to seduce me Mr. Rodgers?

[James]

Woo! Good job Twins. Way to finally pull that one out!

[ashbury]

Nice to have a laugher for once.

[mikecgrimes]

Twins sweep!

Only half way there, but I'm confident