1 minute ago, LastOnePicked said:

DAMN IT! I give up.

You can't quit, you're fired!

Amazing defense by Max right there.

Who had 9-5 putout on their Twingo card??

literally begging for offense this inning.

Perhaps the luckiest scoreless inning I've ever watched. 

Please hang a slider, Sergio. 

sano swings and misses at the elevated slider

50 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Twins are doing a good job in creating demand for future ticket sales.

s/  FIFY

SERGIO!

He got sent a bunch of underwear after he pulled his pants down in Oakland last year

Some offense would be nice

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

Some offense would be nice

you don't find this offensive?

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

SERGIO!

He got sent a bunch of underwear after he pulled his pants down in Oakland last year

I bet the postage cost you plenty.

15 in a row retired by the mariners

 

OOF_DA

6 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Please hang a slider, Sergio, so Sano can swing though it.

FTFY.

Just now, USAFChief said:

I bet the postage cost you plenty.

I really wanna make a "your mom" joke

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

15 in a row retired by the mariners

To be fair, they are playing the Twins.

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

I really wanna make a "your mom" joke

 

Well why don'tcha then??

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

15 in a row retired by the mariners

 

OOF_DA

Are you sure it's 15?

 

Seems like way more.

3 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

I really wanna make a "your mom" joke

This is a family show.

Just now, USAFChief said:

Are you sure it's 15?

 

Seems like way more.

I'm not totally sure, I've been sneezing a lot today and missed a few of our innings

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

 

Well why don'tcha then??

Cuz she's had a hard enough life. She raised you, didn't she? ?

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 

Well why don'tcha then??

This is a family show.

Walking the leadoff man always works out well.

Scotty Scheffler playing out of his gourd.

"fly ball left center field" buxton calls off kepler

tough start for Richard

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Walking the leadoff man always works out well.

And it pays off!

Hey fellas, how about a little "thank you" inning for the bullpen.

Bullpen has been fantastic and the offense has been terrible, as expected.

"In play, runs" please.

 

At some point this season, this is gonna work. Trust me.