Oh ****

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Kaopectate? Pepto bismal?

Swing and a miss.

"Geritol" was the humorous response you were looking for.

Sigh. 

 

A 2 strike HR to the 9 hitter. 

Twins are doing a good job in creating demand for future ticket sales.

Opponent-jinxing not yet going to plan. 

Just now, Squirrel said:

Oh ****

And with that... my indoor time allotment is consumed, on this glorious day out West, and I will leave it to the rest of you to root this eventual win home.

"Left that pitch up and he did. not. miss."

 

channelling my inner Bert.

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Twins are doing a good job in creating demand for future ticket sales.

Among away fans?

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

my indoor time allotment is consumed, on this glorious day out West

Happy trails. We'll sink these Ms yet.

this year is gonna be different, I know it!

2 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

Among away fans?

Butts in seats are butts in seats, no?

Not a great start for Gray, but he did enough. The offense has to be better. Didn't have great command, and didn't seem to be able to put hitters away in a friendly strike zone. 

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

this year is gonna be different, I know it!

you forgot the "/s"

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

this year is gonna be different, I know it!

 

gonna need Lucy's psychiatric help by July

We might come back to win this one, but looking at the schedule we could go 0-10 before KC.

hey how's about we show any sort of life this inning huh

Just now, PDX Twin said:

We might come back to win this one, but looking at the schedule we could go 0-10 before KC.

 

Ah, but you see, mostly dead is still slightly alive.

2 minutes ago, Puckett34 said:

 

gonna need Lucy's psychiatric help by July

She really should raise her prices in this economy.  At this rate, her services are going to be in high demand.

I said in a different post, what we are come May 1 will determine the season.

We miss Cruz badly.

7 k's already. 

At least Buxton's ST stats gave us hope...

the beautiful thing about baseball is that even amidst all the changes, everyone here knew that leaving the bases loaded was going to bite us.

Buxton's start to the season just goes to show that spring training results mean absolutely NOTHING.

Just now, cheeseheadgophfan said:

Buxton's start to the season just goes to show that spring training results mean absolutely NOTHING.

Polanco's ST stats seem to mean SOMETHING

 

Just now, Mill1634 said:

Polanco's ST stats seem to mean SOMETHING

 

12 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

We might come back to win this one, but looking at the schedule we could go 0-10 before KC.

Let's go for 0-162!    LOL!  

But we have vibrating seats in the concourse. That's cool

Pick offs are nice.

"In play, runs" please.

Scottie Scheffler putting on a clinic at the Masters in case anyone cares.