mariners doing us a favor by pulling gilbert

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

"In play, runs" please.

Pretty sure we're only allowed one of those

Just now, USAFChief said:

Scottie Scheffler putting on a clinic at the Masters in case anyone cares.

I do!

5 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

But we have vibrating seats in the concourse. That's cool

hehehe

Just now, Puckett34 said:

Pretty sure we're only allowed one of those

Actually, I"m not sure we're allowed any. We haven't had one yet this year.

6 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

But we have vibrating seats in the concourse. That's cool

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

Will Correa be traded before or after May 15th? 

18 mlb players have more rbis that the twins do lol

Just now, wsnydes said:

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

Yes

1 minute ago, howeda7 said:

Will Correa be traded before or after May 15th? 

Yes.

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

Just now, shortround81 said:

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

One thing leads to the other!

Just now, shortround81 said:

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

Aren't those basically the same thing?

7 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

mariners doing us a favor by pulling gilbert

aged like white bread

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

( so many ways to go with this...)

 

Been watching the Twins ABs?

You'd have think the Twins learned learned something last year when Seattle took 3-of-4 from them in April.

Such as, "don't let that happen again".

So far, this is the same Twins team we saw in 2020 and 2021. Striking out a ton, relying on HRs for offense, can't string together base hits or move guys over.

any chance the players can get locked out again?

1 minute ago, bighat said:

So far, this is the same Twins team we saw in 2020 and 2021. Striking out a ton, relying on HRs for offense, can't string together base hits or move guys over.

Sad. But true. But sad.

Only Jake Cave could save this offense

6 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

This reminds me of a recent ewww moment. Took the bus to work the other day, and about a mile later realized I was sitting on a wet seat … got off, turned around, went home, showered and scrubbed, got dressed again in clean dry clothes and headed back to work. I hoped it was a spilled beverage 

Do the right thing, Buck!

Just now, Squirrel said:

This reminds me of a recent ewww moment. Took the bus to work the other day, and about a mile later realized I was sitting on a wet seat … got off, turned around, went home, showered and scrubbed, got dressed again in clean dry clothes and headed back to work. I hoped it was a spilled beverage 

Ish...

Just now, wsnydes said:

Ish...

And then some 

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

This reminds me of a recent ewww moment. Took the bus to work the other day, and about a mile later realized I was sitting on a wet seat … got off, turned around, went home, showered and scrubbed, got dressed again in clean dry clothes and headed back to work. I hoped it was a spilled beverage 

Depends.

Just now, USAFChief said:

Depends.

Are we back on the age and Geritol conversation again?

This is only a one run game. It could be a lot worse, and now the Twins get to test the Mariners' relief staff.

This seems sustainable:

 

Can't get the 9 hitter out...

 

Twins baseball!!

Just now, LastOnePicked said:

This seems sustainable:

DAMN IT! I give up.

Time for a double play.