Game Thread: Twins vs. Seattle, 4/9/22 @ 1:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

mariners doing us a favor by pulling gilbert

[Puckett34]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

"In play, runs" please.

Pretty sure we're only allowed one of those

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Scottie Scheffler putting on a clinic at the Masters in case anyone cares.

I do!

[Sherry Cerny]

5 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

But we have vibrating seats in the concourse. That's cool

hehehe

[USAFChief]

Just now, Puckett34 said:

Pretty sure we're only allowed one of those

Actually, I"m not sure we're allowed any. We haven't had one yet this year.

[wsnydes]

6 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

But we have vibrating seats in the concourse. That's cool

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

[howeda7]

Will Correa be traded before or after May 15th? 

[Azviking101]

18 mlb players have more rbis that the twins do lol

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

Yes

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, howeda7 said:

Will Correa be traded before or after May 15th? 

Yes.

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

[wsnydes]

Just now, shortround81 said:

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

One thing leads to the other!

[USAFChief]

Just now, shortround81 said:

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

Aren't those basically the same thing?

[Aggies7]

7 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

mariners doing us a favor by pulling gilbert

aged like white bread

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

I feel like spilled beers is the least problematic substance. Hello, Puke City

( so many ways to go with this...)

 

Been watching the Twins ABs?

[bighat]

You'd have think the Twins learned learned something last year when Seattle took 3-of-4 from them in April.

Such as, "don't let that happen again".

So far, this is the same Twins team we saw in 2020 and 2021. Striking out a ton, relying on HRs for offense, can't string together base hits or move guys over.

[Aggies7]

any chance the players can get locked out again?

[LastOnePicked]

1 minute ago, bighat said:

So far, this is the same Twins team we saw in 2020 and 2021. Striking out a ton, relying on HRs for offense, can't string together base hits or move guys over.

Sad. But true. But sad.

[Mill1634]

Only Jake Cave could save this offense

[Squirrel]

6 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

How long till they're covered in spilled beer?

This reminds me of a recent ewww moment. Took the bus to work the other day, and about a mile later realized I was sitting on a wet seat … got off, turned around, went home, showered and scrubbed, got dressed again in clean dry clothes and headed back to work. I hoped it was a spilled beverage 

[shortround81]

Do the right thing, Buck!

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

This reminds me of a recent ewww moment. Took the bus to work the other day, and about a mile later realized I was sitting on a wet seat … got off, turned around, went home, showered and scrubbed, got dressed again in clean dry clothes and headed back to work. I hoped it was a spilled beverage 

Ish...

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Ish...

And then some 

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

This reminds me of a recent ewww moment. Took the bus to work the other day, and about a mile later realized I was sitting on a wet seat … got off, turned around, went home, showered and scrubbed, got dressed again in clean dry clothes and headed back to work. I hoped it was a spilled beverage 

Depends.

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Depends.

Are we back on the age and Geritol conversation again?

[glunn]

This is only a one run game. It could be a lot worse, and now the Twins get to test the Mariners' relief staff.

[LastOnePicked]

This seems sustainable:

 

[Mill1634]

Can't get the 9 hitter out...

 

Twins baseball!!

[LastOnePicked]

Just now, LastOnePicked said:

This seems sustainable:

DAMN IT! I give up.

[glunn]

Time for a double play.