Game Thread: Twins vs. Seattle, 4/9/22 @ 1:10pm CT

[PDX Twin]

Polanco is in a serious slump. He hit <.100 in ST and has no hits so far in the season.

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I didn't buy any ... so I'm having curry chicken salad over tomato instead

Probably a better decision.  That sounds good.

[USAFChief]

Polanco looks good so far.

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I didn't buy any ... so I'm having curry chicken salad over tomato instead

Traditional baseball fare.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Traditional baseball fare.

okay ... what are you eating?

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

okay ... what are you eating?

Asking the real questions here!

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Polanco looks good so far.

So far, perhaps.  Up close, and you might have a different opinion.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Asking the real questions here!

Hey ... food, drinks and sporting events go hand in hand in hand

[Mill1634]

Chris Archer's interview has been impressive. Hopefully he pitches as well as he's talked during this interview. 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Hey ... food, drinks and sporting events go hand in hand in hand

I was being serious!  I didn't even use the sarcasm font!

[Sherry Cerny]

Just now, Mill1634 said:

Chris Archer's interview has been impressive. Hopefully he pitches as well as he's talked during this interview. 

him calling out the umpire was great lol

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

I was being serious!  I didn't even use the sarcasm font!

Okay then ... what are you game time food and beverage?

[Sherry Cerny]

Just now, wsnydes said:

I was being serious!  I didn't even use the sarcasm font!

Sarcasm...font? is there such a thing? 

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Sherry Cerny said:

Sarcasm...font? is there such a thing? 

No ... unfortunately ... so we just have to *know* ... but I sometimes use /s for clarity ... but in game threads, it's a pretty good assumption that most is sarcasm

[ashbury]

11 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

Polanco is in a serious slump. He hit <.100 in ST and has no hits so far in the season.

Perhaps you'd rather he ride the pine than Gordon.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Okay then ... what are you game time food and beverage?

My choices generally revolve around grains and sugars.

[PDX Twin]

And halfway through our second game, the 1 and 4-7 hitters are batting a collective .000. Impressive!

[ashbury]

Just now, Squirrel said:

No ... unfortunately ... so we just have to *know* ... but I sometimes use /s for clarity

Yeah, right.

[Squirrel]

I'm really enjoying this Archer interview

[RickOShea]

Kepler will not be a starter after the all-star break.

[RickOShea]

Archer seems to be a decent guy, or a fountain of b.s.!

[KirbyHawk75]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Kepler will not be a starter after the all-star break.

Disagree...He will be playing center when Buck is hurt. 

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, Sherry Cerny said:

Sarcasm...font? is there such a thing? 

 

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

No ... unfortunately ... so we just have to *know* ... but I sometimes use /s for clarity ... but in game threads, it's a pretty good assumption that most is sarcasm

No, but they're a common request in these threads.  

I never use sarcasm though, so it'd be wasted on me.

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

My choices generally revolve around grains and sugars.

Well, I did have a cookie and a glass of milk to end my lunch

[USAFChief]

11 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

okay ... what are you eating?

A...liquid diet.

[Puckett34]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

My choices generally revolve around grains and sugars.

As any good diet should. /s

[Squirrel]

Just now, USAFChief said:

A...liquid diet.

Kaopectate? Pepto bismal?

[shortround81]

6 minutes ago, Sherry Cerny said:

Sarcasm...font? is there such a thing? 

Wingdings

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Kaopectate? Pepto bismal?

Metamucil?

This is the way.

[Puckett34]

Just now, wsnydes said:

This is the way.

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