The Mauer debate is getting a little math-y (and maybe physic-y).  Is that allowed?

Mauer OBP .548. Acceptable.

I did read some trivia that Mauer had about three hits since the last time the Wolves were in the play-offs, so he managed to get about 1995 hits in between play-off appearances.

Sorry I'm late!  

 

I like Berrios throwing inside.  Make those guys think twice!

 

Mauer OBP .548. Acceptable.

 

And Sustainable. 

Rodney and Abreu should probably take balance lessons together

 

Dick Allen, Woodie Held, Lance Johnson and Willy Garcia?

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

 

Berrios.  

 

Let's hope it's sustainable.

I like double plays. 

 

I like it when our pitcher throws about 10 pitches per inning.

 

I like beer.

 

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

clever?

 

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

 

You are

 

Normally... We only talk baseball. 

 

Big hitter, the Lama.

I dated Dolly Lama back in the 60's. She wasn't much to look at but she was pretty laid back.

 

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

Welcome to the outcast group of Twins Daily!

I dated Dolly Lama back in the 60's. She wasn't much to look at but she was pretty laid back.

Probably why she was cloned.

I think the Sox need to hire new coaches. Over the last decade or so, that team just cannot field. 

 

They've changed players so, probably not the players.

If only this Berrios kid wasn’t so short, he might have a future.

 

You are

 

Normally... We only talk baseball. 

Great follow the joke with a fib.

 

Really don't take it easy on newcomers, do you?

 

Sort of like what Berrios is doing to the Sox.

 

I like double plays. 

 

I like it when our pitcher throws about 10 pitches per inning.

 

I like beer.

Not necessarily in that order?

LOMO OBP going up!  Way up!  

 

Not necessarily in that order?

Bourbon

Scotch 

Beer

Homeruns

Double plays

 

Thats more my order.  Kinda like a George Thorogood song.

Edited April 13, 20188 yr by twinssporto

 

Dick Allen, Woodie Held, Lance Johnson and Willy Garcia?

That's five, btw, not four.

 

Probably why she was cloned.

That joke is  sooooo 1998.... Joe is up to 1999 now

 

Bourbon

Scotch 

Beer

Homeruns

Double plays

 

Thats more my order.  Kinda like a George Thorogood song.

 

Bad to the Bone?

Dicknbert talking about the no-hitter in Boston and a 45-minute rain delay. Should they send the starter back out in 45F weather after that long of a delay? No hitter or not, that doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

Mauer batting .406, I know small sample size, but why does .406 ring a bell here????

 

 

Bad to the Bone?

More like Cold to the Bone.

that's the thing...I could tell both of em from my living room

Did you factor in the time zone?

 

LMAO!!!

Edited April 13, 20188 yr by Borealis

 

Dicknbert talking about the no-hitter in Boston and a 45-minute rain delay. Should they send the starter back out in 45F weather after that long of a delay? No hitter or not, that doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

Probably not.

 

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Mauer batting .406, I know small sample size, but why does .406 ring a bell here????

 

Number of people attending a Miami Marlins game?

Out by a mile and a half

he gone