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Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 4/12 @ 7:10pm CT

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Turns out he has the skill of placing his glove directly on the azimuth and arc of a 1 million mph line drive...BEFORE it's hit.

Azimuth? Arc?

 

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  • Brock Beauchamp
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    Chocolate milk stout, for sure.

  • twinssporto
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    http://www.partyof4cast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2000.jpg   Yeah!!!!  Nice work Joe!

  • Vanimal46
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    As the late, great Dark Star used to say...   "I wasn't listening. I was just waiting to talk."

 

Turns out he has the skill of placing his glove directly on the azimuth and arc of a 1 million mph line drive...BEFORE it's hit.

I like the direction of your humor.

I will say to you what Kent Hrbek used to say to people as he puffed on a Marlboro at our bowling league ... [edited content]

Let me introduce you to TD's friendly moderation team. :)

 

/ Seriously, that one's just ... no.

Despite Berrios pitching superb with 11 K's, Mauer getting hit #2000 and Twins winning 3rd straight to lead division, the game headline on MLB.com will be something like, "Chicago's other team loses to team from upper Midwest." 

 

Twins will have to win three World Series in a row to get any attention from big market butt smoochers at mlb.com. 

Hey, I think I figured out how to shorten the game of baseball:

 

Pitchers: Throw strikes and don't walk anybody.

 

Oh, and fielders? Catch the ball once in a while. (looking at you, Sox players!)

 

Let me introduce you to TD's friendly moderation team. :)

 

/ Seriously, that one's just ... no.

I guess I went too far with being told to be more negative. Sorry, The F- posted to me seemed to set the tone.

Oh, drat, had a meeting, did I miss the chicken dinner??
 
Is there any left?
 
 
Oh.  Ok, well...

Chx dinner 2

 

 

I guess I went too far with being told to be more negative. Sorry, The F- posted to me seemed to set the tone.

Besides the post, I'll ask the obvious question: did you really bowl with Kent "Buy a Vowel" Hrbek?

Oh, drat, had a meeting, did I miss the chicken dinner??

 

Is there any left?

 

 

Oh.  Ok, well...

"nice" like given

 

(Looks disgusting :)

 

"nice" like given

(Looks disgusting :)

You know the old saying, "Looks can be deceiving?" I think that picture safely puts that saying to rest.

 

Besides the post, I'll ask the obvious question: did you really bowl with Kent "Buy a Vowel" Hrbek?

Yes, Kent was in the bowling league along with Kirby, Gladden, Al Newman and others, Al and I are still friends. I gave lessons to Carol Gardenhire and had to tell Ron that if you want me to help her, then you keep your comments to yourself. He smiled and left us alone. The league was called the Marty O'neill Classic.

 

Yes, Kent was in the bowling league along with Kirby, Gladden, Al Newman and others, Al and I are still friends. I gave lessons to Carol Gardenhire and had to tell Ron that if you want me to help her, then you keep your comments to yourself. He smiled and left us alone. The league was called the Marty O'neill Classic.

OMG, a TRUE classic!

 

marty oneill

 

 

Yes, Kent was in the bowling league along with Kirby, Gladden, Al Newman and others, Al and I are still friends. I gave lessons to Carol Gardenhire and had to tell Ron that if you want me to help her, then you keep your comments to yourself. He smiled and left us alone. The league was called the Marty O'neill Classic.

That's outstanding and a nice bit of bowling and Twins lore.

 

Thank you for sharing!

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