It's good to be Joe Mauer. 

https://cdn.shoppersshop.com/2011pics/joe_mauer_head_and_shoulders_campaign.jpg

Good, but a Carnac routine would've worked better, methinks.

I think that punchline in that format likely would have gotten me banned.

Coming home from work this afternoon I saw perhaps the most impressive flock of birds I've ever seen in my rather...lengthy life.  Hundreds of em, maybe thousands. Big, black birds, and they just stuck together like glue while flying. Moved as a single unit. Tight formation, it was something to see.

 

Turns out they were velcrows.

 

I think that punchline in that format likely would have gotten me banned.

precisely.

My first post here, I agree about Morrison.

I grade this first post an...

 

So, where is Taylor Rogers

 

Dear Logan,

 

Step out of the Box... Take a look. Everybody is standing on one side of the field. 

 

Sincerely

 

Riverbrian

Morrison:  "pfffft."

Thanks for the welcome. I wasn't sure if my first post should be game related, favorite recipe, growing up in Duluth. I don't care if Castro framed the Mona Lisa, he sucks.

 

So, where is Taylor Rogers

OK we give...where?

 

I grade this first post an...

 

I've got a much higher grade because I also agree about Morrison. 

precisely.

http://i.imgur.com/Q5XfVWh.gif

I amready for full time Garver

 

Morrison:  "pfffft."

 

Morrison: I can hit it right through people. 

 

Thanks for the welcome. I wasn't sure if my first post should be game related, favorite recipe, growing up in Duluth. I don't care if Castro framed the Mona Lisa, he sucks.

We hope you stick around.

 

BTW, Castro framed Batista.

 

Dear Logan,

 

Step out of the Box... Take a look. Everybody is standing on one side of the field. 

 

Sincerely

 

Riverbrian

Your letters show real concern, RB.

 

Commendable.

 

Thanks for the welcome. I wasn't sure if my first post should be game related, favorite recipe, growing up in Duluth. I don't care if Castro framed the Mona Lisa, he sucks.

 

You really can't go wrong. We are pretty directionless. 

 

 

We say "Welcome to Twins Daily"

 

Logan Morrison says "Blah Blah Blah" 

Blah blah blah, or la la la?

 

C'mon, Moya-zie, show us why you have a major league roster spot.

 

Morrison: I can hit it right through people. 

Chief:  I see two obvious flaws in that theory.

Ow

Wow. "Look what I found."

The Wild could use Moya in Goal. 

 

C'mon, Moya-zie, show us why you have a major league roster spot.

Turns out he has the skill of placing his glove directly on the azimuth and arc of a 1 million mph line drive...BEFORE it's hit.

Well it wouldn't be a game without that Sanosie error

Edited April 13, 20188 yr by Hosken Bombo Disco

 

You really can't go wrong. We are pretty directionless. 

 

No longer directionless.

In honor of Chief's dizzying intellect, I offer this for dinner:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnj2ClF5C_s

 

 

Nice outing, Gabby! Twins win! Most importantly, Mister Minnesota gets 2K.  Hopefully mother nature respects the baseball gods and doesn't give us any weather this weekend. Go Twins!