You make that sound like a bad thing.

It was just a Circus Boy Update, 2016 edition. We can't bear to do the in-game version anymore.

Well, last check in before class.  I'm surprise we're all still in single digits.  

 

Seems like the red-neck (BB) is holding things down so far, fingers crossed.

 

I think, tho, we need to institute a new kind of 10-run rule:  No Jepsen unless we're already behind, or *cough*, ahead by 10 runs.

Getting a mix of radio and TV for the game tonight, and it's the kind of game that, if you saw it in spring training, you'd be like "Well... at least we're out in the sun with no coats on instead of freezing back in Minnesota". 

Well, Imma go ahead and cross 'watch American soccer' off my list of things to do when the twins ain't doin no good.

 

No Jepsen unless we're already behind, or *cough*, ahead by 10 runs.

Don't forget, that doesn't work if you don't turn your head.

 

Well, Imma go ahead and never put  'watch  soccer' on my list of things to do, ever.

ftfm.

ftfm.

I like how a soccer game can just end whenever the officials feel like it. "Oh 3 minutes of stoppage time. Might as well blow the whistle at 3:45"

Y'know, on a between-innings side note, I'm a bit surprised there's not been a sniff that I've heard about Ozzie.  I thought at first, that he'd be snapped up quickly.  Maybe they're working out a deal somewhere?  But, I've not heard even a whisper.  

 

I'll hang up and llsten.

 

Y'know, on a between-innings side note, I'm a bit surprised there's not been a sniff that I've heard about Ozzie.  I thought at first, that he'd be snapped up quickly.  Maybe they're working out a deal somewhere?  But, I've not heard even a whisper.  

 

I'll hang up and llsten.

They're weighing multiple offers.

 

That's the only plausible explanation.

I guess I just don't understand it. They keep talking about this messy goal. Looked awful pretty to me. Soccer is lame.

Game on pace for a nice, tidily played four hour affair...

I like how a soccer game can just end whenever the officials feel like it. "Oh 3 minutes of stoppage time. Might as well blow the whistle at 3:45"

I actually do like that

 

The best my brain can figure is that if a team controls the ball in the opponents zone, the officials will let the clock run until there is a goal or the team on defense makes the stop.

Y'know, on a between-innings side note, I'm a bit surprised there's not been a sniff that I've heard about Ozzie.  I thought at first, that he'd be snapped up quickly.  Maybe they're working out a deal somewhere?  But, I've not heard even a whisper.  

 

I'll hang up and llsten.

Arcia is probably cowering naked and afraid somewhere

I actually do like that

The best my brain can figure is that if a team controls the ball in the opponents zone, the officials will let the clock run until there is a goal or the team on defense makes the stop.

Yep, they usually let the team that is losing have one last crack at it. Kind of lame. They could just, ya know, stop the clock

Heh... also, before I go-  look at the price I had to pay to be in that movie with my future ex-wife Scarlett J.  A bunch of us were zombies, chasing her around some sci-fi green screen, and had to be made up arms, legs, and such---  they sent me home looking like this....

 

NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!

 

 

Oberholzer pitching to Kepler should be a big draw in Duesledorf!

Eventually...

 

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Initially too

 

 

 Soccer is lame.

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Suzuki!!! What In the world

ITS THE KNOB

Dang, Suzuki!!!

One more thought to close the loop: it's perfectly fine for Americans to enjoy soccer, but as soon as they start saying things like "kit" or "football," it's time to settle down.

Heh... also, before I go-  look at the price I had to pay to be in that movie with my future ex-wife Scarlett J.  A bunch of us were zombies, chasing her around some sci-fi green screen, and had to be made up arms, legs, and such---  they sent me home looking like this....

 

NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!

 

Looks normal to me!

Wait the Twins went back to only 1 run after that Home run?  I'm confused, there is a 0 next to the one but I've never seen that before and don't understand.

One more thought to close the loop: it's perfectly fine for Americans to enjoy soccer, but as soon as they start saying things like "kit" or "football," it's time to settle down.

I watched the entire Germany/Northern Ireland "match" today. Almost two hours, one goal. This disaster or a game is more exciting.

Suzuki!!! What In the world

EXTENSION EXTENSION EXTENSION

 

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Initially too
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Heh.  Yeah, my cousin who lives in Eau Claire had a middle school graduation party like that too.

Wait the Twins went back to only 1 run after that Home run?  I'm confused, there is a 0 next to the one but I've never seen that before and don't understand.

First time all year the twins have scored 10 runs

 

 

Dang, Suzuki!!!

The cool thing about that comment is that when he stops hitting you can reuse it the whole rest of the season without the comma.