Good gracious, Kepler laid down a better bunt in his short time here than Santana or buxton have in years

Textbook bunt for Kepler.

Plouffe hits a screamer up the middle that leaves a vapor trail, gets nothing from Dick.

 

The bunt that followed, however, made his month.

 

Watching this game, nobody would guess these two teams aren't leading their divisions.

Oh, but they are--  leading their divisions right into the.....

Need in play, run(s)

Its a shame the Phillies don't have Papelbon anymore. Then at least we might get to see something exciting, like someone getting choked in the dugout.

Ya think Nola will keep pumping curveballs into park?

Sitting on a Parkbench

 

Ya think Nola will keep pumping curveballs into park?

No.

No.

Cheater

Good gracious, Kepler laid down a better bunt in his short time here than Santana or buxton have in years

Disagree, Santana is a good bunter and has made a quite a few good ones, but it was a good bunt.

Scalded by Suzuki!

 

This looks like a Sunday morning slow pitch softball game

Why Kepler no score?

Okay, off to play tennis ... peace out, y'all.

Nicely done buxton

 

Why Kepler no score?

Acne?

 

Shyness?

 

 

Oh my god this game is BA-rutal

Acne?

 

Shyness?

But enough about my high school years

Apart from the whole lefty-righty thing, you mean.

Not if he looks at himself in a mirror.

I'd give him a hit on that.  

This Nola is pitching like their version of Duff.

We're better than the Phillies. Not a high bar.

Things I do instead of watch the Twins

 

Play with my Daughter, but she goes to bed at 7:30

 

Brew beer

 

Play PS4

 

Fix/maintain my house

 

Train my puppy

I tell ya I get no respect.

 

The doorbell just rang and Mrs Chief asked me to hide in the closet.

 

We're better than the Phillies. Not a high bar.

Hey, just relax. We haven't even got into our bullpen yet.

Little leaguers play better than this, pathetic baseball.

Things I do instead of watch the Twins

Play with my Daughter, but she goes to bed at 7:30

Brew beer

Play PS4

Fix/maintain my house

Train my puppy

How did your first brew go?

This game might take four hours.

 

We're better than the Phillies. Not a high bar.

For the record...we trail the Phillies by 8 games.

 

8.

It's a good night to pad one's stats.