Yay!! (Positivity)

Tonkin trying to save Molly a "talking to" over the whole "souvineers for every kid in left field" thing.

Well, ****...

Who would've thought we'd need all 11 runs?

 

Oh yeah, everyone.

Franco might be way more comparable to Sano than I would have liked to think.

It seems like every reliever has to take their turn blowing a lead. It was finally Tonkin's turn.

 

Franco might be way more comparable to Sano than I would have liked to think.

Names rhyme, for one thing.

It seems like every reliever has to take their turn blowing a lead. It was finally Tonkin's turn.

He didn't.

No Abad for Howard?

Franco might be way more comparable to Sano than I would have liked to think.

Sano has a higher ceiling.

No Abad for Howard?

Well, I'm obviously not a manager for a reason

Joe breaks his doubles drought.

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Ya know who I feel bad for? Ryan Howard. He used to be one of the most steady, surefire players in the game. He's fallen a long ways. It's no fun for him anymore.

Don't feel bad he gets a ten million buyout next year!

You know it's time to send Park to AAA when you're getting benched so Escobar can hit for you.

Bert on the ball for that Intentional Walk....

 

Escobar pinch hitting for Park!!

Park to MiLB...

Huge hit by escobar

 

 

You know it's time to send Park to AAA when you're getting benched so Escobar can hit for you.

Gotta agree.  AAA is for play time.  Park is like a boat now: 

a black hole in the water you throw money into.

 

 

Huge hit by escobar

Escobar is one of the few Twins that I like in a clutch situation.

 

Huge hit by escobar

For how many teams is a 12th run an insurance run?

What a night for Suzuki. SIX RBIs

 

Heh... also, before I go-  look at the price I had to pay to be in that movie with my future ex-wife Scarlett J.  A bunch of us were zombies, chasing her around some sci-fi green screen, and had to be made up arms, legs, and such---  they sent me home looking like this....

 

NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!  NSFW!  NSFW! NSFW!

 

Not only was that NSFW, it was NSFGT as well.

 

Dick just said Rosario is actually drawing some walks.

 

He's had 5 in like 125 PAs.  5.

5 is some.  More than 4, which is a few.  I think 5 qualifies as slipping into "some."  Or maybe I'm just lenient.  

 

What a night for Suzuki. SIX RBIs

Must be the new bat.

 

Stopped using Axe Bat.  Sounded to much like Ass Hat.

4 hits for Suzuki.  The extension of the extension is just a given. Now the only question is how far the Twins will go to extend Suzuki's career with purchases on the human replacement parts black market.

C'mon Buxton.  1 hit.

 

 

Not only was that NSFW, it was NSFGT as well.

So are the rest of us, uhh, like in trouble for reading it, or...

 

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Kintzler walked a mile to pitch the 9th.

 

 

C'mon Buxton.  1 hit.

I'm all for him trying to get a hit, as long as he doesn't mess up his pitching arm doing it.