May 20, 201610 yr Question: If you have a car with a Blue Jay's shortstop, a Blue Jay's catcher and a Blue Jays pitcher in it who is driving the car? Answer: A cop.
May 20, 201610 yr Correct me if I am wrong, but Mauer got a double and THEN was tagged out? Did they call that a single because I know I saw the same thing happen less than a week ago in a different game where it was called a double. It should too, since he did reach safely only to then be caught off the bag.Hard to blame the scorer for being confused. He'd never seen a twin get to second base.
May 20, 201610 yr Mayor's Office: http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/abandoned-outhouse-2361827.jpgThat actually looks a lot like Little Canada's city hall. (Yes, that's a BYTO reference.)
May 20, 201610 yr Author I was talking to my insurance guy about my car accident and I mentioned that it happened just down the street from my house. Insurance Guy: Well that makes sense... I was just reading a report from the company that said 77% of all car accidents occur near home. Riverbrian: That's interesting... What is the percentage of driving done near home? Insurance Guy: I don't know... hold on... I've got that somewhere... (Click Tap Tap Tap on the Computer) (Long Pause of silence while he reads for about a minute). Insurance Guy: Here it is... (Pause) 77%
May 20, 201610 yr Author I'm surprised at how many people are at this game. IT"S STAR WARS NIGHT Been talking about it all game thread. You Pennsylvanians need to focus
May 20, 201610 yr IT"S STAR WARS NIGHT Been talking about it all game thread. You Pennsylvanians need to focus Well that figures. People who can't score would probably enjoy being in the presence of others who can't score.
May 20, 201610 yr Author Activity in the Twins bullpen, no need to worry when Santana runs out of gas... Now you got it
May 20, 201610 yr Riverbrian, can you add a poll to this thread so we can vote on our favorite Star Wars characters?
May 20, 201610 yr You know its a tough season of baseball when you find yourself actually looking forward to and enjoying the commercials between innings. Love the Century Link commercial with Paul Giamatti and Carrier commercial with Hrbek. The Cialas ads are pretty good too.
May 20, 201610 yr Jays announcers talking about Park's "arm bar swing," which makes hitting low pitches hard. Hmm.
May 20, 201610 yr Battle of Damn-aged Update III: Braves locked in a real nail biter with Pittsburgh, trailing 8-2 coming to bat in the ninth. Edit: The box score includes this disclaimer, "Live statistics during games are subject to change and should be considered unofficial.", so there's a chance it could all turn out to be a hoax. Edited May 20, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 20, 201610 yr Arcia has fouled off two mistakes in this AB and he swings at one in the dirt. How has T.B. not been fired yet? Where is the improvement?
May 20, 201610 yr Kepler is 3-4 and a single away from the cycle for Rochester tonight. OPS now up to .826.......
May 20, 201610 yr Favorite baseball hed was from the 1960s when Gary Peters pitched for the White Sox. He was injured and missed a turn... "Sox win with Peters out" Not one I would have done. I did win the AP best headline award in 1989 at the Idaho Statesman. Kinda like being the tallest building in Wichita -- big deal.
May 20, 201610 yr Author Riverbrian, can you add a poll to this thread so we can vote on our favorite Star Wars characters? Absolutely... Anything for you. http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/63/48/a67f818700eada32b32a5f26724943ef-two-poles-become-star-wars-lightsabers.jpg I'm voting for the guy on the right. Whatever his name is.
May 20, 201610 yr Arcia has fouled off two mistakes in this AB Yikes. Hope Nolasco and Hughes are ok.
May 20, 201610 yr Tough. He's still no Robbie Grossman!Kepler is 3-4 and a single away from the cycle for Rochester tonight. OPS now up to .826.......
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