May 19, 201610 yr This goes out to you North, but I don't suspect that the Twins are responsible for this homicide. Not sure if... ...ok to 'Like' picture of dead bird.
May 19, 201610 yr This goes out to you North, but I don't suspect that the Twins are responsible for this homicide. Yeah, they would have swung and miss... ...
May 19, 201610 yr Yeah, they would have swung and miss... ... Is there a precedent for a game thread Winner posted before the first pitch?
May 19, 201610 yr Author Not sure if... ...ok to 'Like' picture of dead bird. It's OK... It's Dog Eat Dog World out there and the Blue Jays know it. However... I shudder to think of what kind of photo's of Mary Kate and Ashley that they are posting on Blue Jays Daily.
May 19, 201610 yr However... I shudder to think of what kind of photo's of Mary Kate and Ashley that they are posting on Blue Jays Daily. Probably that one where they have identical clothes and hairstyles.
May 19, 201610 yr Managing 101 says that a guy with a .215 ave and .303 obp is the ideal guy to leadoff. Well Dozier has performed so well when they dropped him down, it was clear he earned that spot back.And it's not like they have another second baseman on the roster who might profile well at the top of the order.
May 19, 201610 yr This is My favorite Salvador Dali Painting. It is titled "Atmospheric Terry Ryan Head Sodomizing a Grand Piano with a Twins Logo on it."
May 19, 201610 yr Assuming that the scorers could tell the difference with the Cy Young candidates they'd send to the mound. I think we should start locking up talent. Duensing, Fien, we need to put some of these guys (back) on the 40 man.
May 19, 201610 yr Probably that one where they have identical clothes and hairstyles. And crazy eyes. Don't forget the crazy eyes.
May 19, 201610 yr ...Expressive minimalism. If you die in the near future, it will probably be worth a fortune.
May 19, 201610 yr I think we should start locking up talent. Duensing, Fien, we need to put some of these guys (back) on the 40 man.Another look at Nick Blackburn?
May 19, 201610 yr This is My favorite Salvador Dali Painting. It is titled "Atmospheric Terry Ryan Head Sodomizing a Grand Piano with a Twins Logo on it."Ryan Dali.jpg Alternate title: 'Another Reason Terry Must Go meets Another Reason I Will Never Own a Grand Piano.'
May 19, 201610 yr I think we should start locking up talent. Duensing, Fien, we need to put some of these guys (back) on the 40 man.I was just thinking it could be time to sign Punto for the rest of the season. Retire as a Twin, first base retired in stead of his number.
May 19, 201610 yr Another look at Nick Blackburn? http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/AKriPuaBgPf6ICSVVXILMw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1O3c9NjMw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thelookout/afghanistandefuse1.jpg
May 19, 201610 yr A mere period can't be expected to stop my thoughts. I need three to accomplish the task.Commendable.
May 19, 201610 yr A mere period can't be expected to stop my thoughts whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. I need three to accomplish the task. ITFY. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TbN5ns6Dyqc/SENXv42uFGI/AAAAAAAAA5k/xzFtH-pWoJA/s200/korman.jpg PS That's Hedley! Edited May 19, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 19, 201610 yr I think we should start locking up talent. Duensing, Fien, we need to put some of these guys (back) on the 40 man.I'd start by finding a couple DFA'd outfielders with no past and no future, sign em and get em on the 25 quick like. Edit: on second thought, better sign at least one extra. You never know when one will turn down your offer of a big league job.
May 20, 201610 yr Braves off to an early negative lead tonight in their 'Worst Record In MLB' cage match with our beloved Twins. Something called Foltynewicz has given up five runs for Atlanta, while Pirates hurler J. Locke, who I'm pretty sure is the bald guy from 'Lost', has held the Braves scoreless through three. Edited May 20, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 20, 201610 yr One of the worst umpires in the game, and certainly the biggest jerk, is behind the plate today. Fun.
May 20, 201610 yr Over/Under 10 home runs the Blue Jays hit in the series? Maybe should have moved the total closer to 20? Who knows but this could really inflate the team's ERA this weekend.Cripe, I'm just hoping the 10-run rule is in effect for this series... (Note ellipses...)
May 20, 201610 yr Author It's have a flashback Thursday. Thank God I thought the Acid was bad for a second.
May 20, 201610 yr This is My favorite Salvador Dali Painting. It is titled "Atmospheric Terry Ryan Head Sodomizing a Grand Piano with a Twins Logo on it."Ryan Dali.jpgI have that one in my lair...
May 20, 201610 yr Anybody who's been worried that another losing season will prove too much for even the relentless optimism of Dick Bremer can rest assured that the Twins already have their Plan B guy ready to go: http://m.memegen.com/5va6eg.jpg
May 20, 201610 yr Author Morley Safer RIP One of my favorite writers. The guy was beautiful with words.
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