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I have those in the toilet everyday. (Burritos)

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The most dangerous ones always have that disarming smile...

 

Can we get to 40 wins ?

You don't have to be that positive.  Negativity Police not here tonight.

Insert abad joke here

We've been making them all night.

Insert abad joke here

Every night, someone steps up to bring the loss in. It's a whole team coming together in pursuit of one goal.

I wish we were better at baseball.

Molitor still a bit slow to pick up on what the 'L',  and the first 'O' in 'LOOGy'  on Abad's resume stand for.

The important thing is that he struggles against righties and lefties equally

 

 

(Disclaimer: Joke made for game thread purposes only. Abad has had a fairly good season)

 

We've been making them all night.

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Harold Reynolds simply laughed just now when asked if molitor is on the hot seat.

 

Can we get to 40 wins ?

 

Like... ever?   Or just this season?

 

Just like Kintzler drew it....oh never mind. 

Your turn

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Rally time!?

It's a walk off win!!!  Way to go Twins!

 

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Suzuki, Santana and Dozier coming up, batting a collective.681. Could we trade them for two guys batting.340?

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No hits since the 3rd. Almost a full nine innings.

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No hits since the 3rd. Almost a full nine innings.

Lol

 

Suzuki, Santana and Dozier coming up, batting a collective.681. Could we trade them for two guys batting.340?

 

I'm gonna have to check the rule book but I'm pretty sure you can... as long as the other team agrees to the trade. 

 

No hits since the 3rd. Almost a full nine innings.

Almost is the key word

They're losing on purpose.

Instead of watching the Twins pee away another lead,   I could have been watching Cleveland beat America Junior's team in the battle of Lake Erie's perineum vs.  Lake Ontario's frenulum.

 

Oh.   That's right.   It's basketball.   Not as good as baseball.   False alarm

Never heard of this Toronto pitcher. Maybe he doesn't know where not to pitch to Dozier.

Thanks DanSan.

Big Mistake....

So is Santana sent down now after that base running mistake?....

Edited May 20, 201610 yr by KirbyDome89