June 16, 201511 yr Oh yeah, the picture with the Cowboy with the lasso is called "The Rally Rope". In case anyone was curious. Hardy, har, har, har!
June 16, 201511 yr Author I walk into a bar... Sit down and I hear this tiny voice "You are a handsome man" A little while later the voice says " You have beautiful blue eyes" A little later the voice says "Nice Shirt" I ask the bartender "where's that voice coming from" The bartender says "The Peanuts... They're Complimentary".
June 16, 201511 yr I thought you weren't switching back. Busted! My wife does this to me all the time. I still haven't learned either!
June 16, 201511 yr Hey, brian, how was your first official day at the new job? Did you have to fire anyone today?
June 16, 201511 yr THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!
June 16, 201511 yr THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! Are they STILL playing hockey?
June 16, 201511 yr This is the first time the Hawks have won the Cup at home since the 1930s. This has been a CBU interruption.
June 16, 201511 yr A Swede walks into a bar in Norway with a colorful parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "hey that's a beauty where did you get it?" Parrot says "Sweden, there's a million of them"
June 16, 201511 yr THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!Is that a sports thing?
June 16, 201511 yr A pony walks into a bar and whispers his order. The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?" "I'm a little horse," comes the reply.
June 16, 201511 yr 1 run game. No matter the outcome, still appreciate that the Twins are still in the game.
June 16, 201511 yr A pony walks into a bar and whispers his order. The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?" "I'm a little horse," comes the reply.Lol. That's almost as good as Brian's skeleton/mop joke.
June 16, 201511 yr I am not sure what makes less sense.... The horse jokes, playing hockey in June, or the Mauer AB
June 16, 201511 yr Author Hey, brian, how was your first official day at the new job? Did you have to fire anyone today?I spent the morning calling the IT guy up to my office to fix basically everything one thing at a time to make it functional. He probably wasn't laughing but It became funny after awhile. His office is on the floor below me. I call him up... "Hey my Computer isn't connected to the a printer". He fixes it and goes downstairs 5 minutes later... "Hey my research database isnt here" he fixes it and goes downstairs This went on all morning... I must have asked him to come up 5 times within an hour. The last time... I believe he stopped saying hello when he walked in.
June 16, 201511 yr THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!! THE HAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!In honor of you Chi. I am very happy for your teams championship. As you know we get none of that up in the Twin Cities. I will celebrate your victory with you, and a complimentary picture is included. Edited June 16, 201511 yr by Bark's Lounge
June 16, 201511 yr They need a middle of the order bat. The heck with it. Call up Sano. He can DH 4 days a week, play 3rd one, and 1st one.
June 16, 201511 yr Oh well. Torii Hunter got on base. Suzuki hit a liner to the 3rd baseman for a final out. Could have gone down with more of a whimper, but there's always another game. G'night all! And congrats to the Blackhawks. I'm still trying to think of good animal/bar jokes...
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