June 16, 201511 yr A horse walks into a barBartender says "why the long face"The horse leaves because it doesn't feel like explaining basic equine biology.... ... .... ......... bwahahahahahah
June 16, 201511 yr There must be like 15 or 20 Molinas catching! Why don't we have one?Hey now...he lost a lot of weight this winter.
June 16, 201511 yr Author If that horse is with Hannah, "why the long face"?A horse walks into a bar Bartender says "why the long face" The horse doesn't understand English and takes a crap on the floor.
June 16, 201511 yr I am catching up on TIVO. That was one lousy attempt at a double play. I have seen better footwork at a barn dance at 2 am!
June 16, 201511 yr This will be one of the lamest Rally Avatars I have ever put up. If I don't get 90 "likes" in the next 10 minutes - everyone should be prepared to be Olson Twined.
June 16, 201511 yr Why didn't he do that in the fourth inning? I was wondering the same thing. I think the only thing that kept his at bat in the 4th inning from being a triple play was there was 1 out.
June 16, 201511 yr Author A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a Vodka and........................ Ummm...... Tonic. Bartender says "why the long pause" The Bear says "I don't know but I've always had them".
June 16, 201511 yr Plouffe would have have been out by a mile if Jay throws home, but discretion is the better part of valor I suppose.
June 16, 201511 yr A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a Vodka and........................ Ummm...... Tonic. Bartender says "why the long pause" The Bear says "I don't know but I've always had them". I wish my 4 yr old granddaughter didn't have to go to bed so early! She loves jokes like this!
June 16, 201511 yr Author Jay Cutler walks into a bar... With a toad on his head Bartender looks at the toad and says "what the hell is that" The toad says "I don't know... It started as a pimple on my ass and it just grew"
June 16, 201511 yr Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a comely young thing. Starts admiring his watch. The young lady says, "that's a nice watch." "yeah, it communicates with me telepathically." "Oh yeah," she says, "what's it telling you?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." She giggles. "Well, it must be broken...that's not correct." "We'll see," he says. "it runs about an hour fast."
June 16, 201511 yr Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a comely young thing. Starts admiring his watch. The young lady says, "that's a nice watch." "yeah, it communicates with me telepathically." "Oh yeah," she says, "what's it telling you?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." She giggles. "Well, it must be broken...that's not correct." "We'll see," he says. "it runs about an hour fast."Really ugh.
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