My guess is that if that happened, ChiTown would have a Wizard of Oz experience.

Click. Click. Click.

 

There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

I will sell you something between innings.

Just send me your credit card info, and we'll figure out the product later.

Actually... That would be a fun way to blow your money.

 

Here's 10 grand... Now surprise me with random stuff the 1st of every month.

 

Open the box... Alright... Lookie Here... A live Armadillo and wire cage.

Open the Box... Alright... Lookie Here... An 8 track player and the complete works of Procal Harum.

Bathtub is a great idea unless it is picked up and carried away. The inner hallway is good as well...

Unless it is picked up and carried away

And if it is carried away, and lands in Lk. Michigan it will likely float............... For awhile!

 

Actually... That would be a fun way to blow your money.

Here's 10 grand... Now surprise me with random stuff the 1st of every month.

Open the box... Alright... Lookie Here... A live Armadillo and wire cage.
Open the Box... Alright... Lookie Here... An 8 track player and the complete works of Procal Harum.s

Money well spent.

I was hoping to be a flying monkey

I kind of saw you as Glinda, the good witch of the north.

Dallas Keuchel is throwing a perfect game.

That might be a little unsettling, esp. if it followed the movie where the Oz characters were versions of people she new from her real life ---  RB as the scarecrow -- Chief as the wizard -- Bark as a poppy pusher -- Hawk H. as one of the talking trees etc.  Having to rely on these people to help her get back to Chicago.  Hopefully no one will try to sing.

 

And why would anyone want to get back to Chicago?

 

I kind of saw you as Glinda, the good witch of the north.

Yeah, I can see that. A few months ago, maybe not. Bruce Jenner has opened up a new door for me.

 

Yeah, I can see that. A few months ago, maybe not. Bruce Jenner has opened up a new door for me.

Don't be gross.

Oops. I forgot I was having cocktails on the patio with my bride.

It's my guess your bride did not forget?

 

Dallas Keuchel is throwing a perfect game.

Jinxed.

Love seeing May settle in up here. Would be nice to see what Meyer can do with a major league pitching coach

Kyle Schwarber is coming up.

Scary thought - Byron Buxton=BJ Upton?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?id=1817488

Shane Robinson is pretty popular.

I kind of saw you as Glinda, the good witch of the north.

Yeah... I can see that.

 

It would be just like me to not tell her about the shoes until after she went through hell on that yellow brick road.

One reason Why St Louis wins:  they don't worry about signing a guy like Jhonny Peralta, who many would describe as being in his "decline phase," to a 4 yr, $53M contract, to play SS no less.  

 

They're not looking to "get younger," they're not worried about "blocking" some minor leaguer, and they're confident in their own assessment of the player and his ability.  

 

So far, they've been rewarded with a 116 OPS+ in 2014, and a 142 OPS+ to date in 2015.  

 

They figure the best way to win is to put the best players on the field, and they don't care where they get em from.

 

 

 

Scary thought - Byron Buxton=BJ Upton?
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?id=1817488

Rays mishandled just about everybody, so I'm not worried.

Alright who is bold enough to predict a ground ball double play

 

Don't be gross.

I get that all the time from people, but be reassured, I am not Michael Gross the actor. I am a big fan though. His work on Family Ties was extraordinary! If we had 6-7 hours, I would love to talk about some Meredith Baxter Berney. Maybe another day.

One reason Why St Louis wins:  they don't worry about signing a guy like Jhonny Peralta, who many would describe as being in his "decline phase," to a 4 yr, $53M contract, to play SS no less.  

 

They're not looking to "get younger," they're not worried about "blocking" some minor leaguer, and they're confident in their own assessment of the player and his ability.  

 

So far, they've been rewarded with a 116 OPS+ in 2014, and a 142 OPS+ to date in 2015.  

 

They figure the best way to win is to put the best players on the field, and they don't care where they get em from.

Yeah... I see your logic... but those two home runs are the major reason why they are winning.

I get that all the time from people, but be reassured, I am not Michael Gross the actor. I am a big fan though. His work on Family Ties was extraordinary! If we had 6-7 hours, I would love to talk about some Meredith Baxter Berney. Maybe another day.

What?

 

Why are you glossing over Tina Yothers?

there's a horse??

If that horse is with Hannah, "why the long face"?

I can't crack the code, but their is a male private part joke hidden within these words somewhere.

I can crack the code, but as my dad once said to my mother...... Bernadette, if I have to explain it to you, I just don't know what I am going to do!

We just can't hit.  Hard to win that way. 

Hey, Tonkin IS younger than Stauffer...

I get that all the time from people, but be reassured, I am not Michael Gross the actor. I am a big fan though. His work on Family Ties was extraordinary! If we had 6-7 hours, I would love to talk about some Meredith Baxter Berney. Maybe another day.

Maybe a MBB thread? It would have my attention!

 

What?

Why are you glossing over Tina Yothers?

I have to be careful about what I say on this site, but I think she is in the Illuminati. Keep that on the down low.

If that horse is with Hannah, "why the long face"?

A horse walks into a bar

 

Bartender says "why the long face"

 

The horse leaves because it doesn't feel like explaining basic equine biology.

Twins turn a single play.