Still getting used to the new mobile site, how do you do, well, anything?

It's kind of like talking to the airline agent in Tommy Boy...

If you want to really observe zubaz in their natural habitat, attend a pre- groom's dinner beer bust in Green Bay.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/ZUBAZ_10.jpg

i can only see the top halves of most of those guys

I walked into a bar in Memphis... The Bartender asked me "what'll you have".

 

I hadn't thought about it... So I said "Surprise Me"

 

He gave me a nude photo of Ernest Borgnine

Where do you come up with this stuff? I bought my last baseball glove in Grand Forks. Do you get it there?

Edited August 2, 201412 yr by ScrapTheNickname

This inning may best summarize the architectonic of the Twins' ongoing, half-decade rot.

This game is taking a very long time.  

Rumor has it the Twins are going to make them as part of their uniform next year as a way to battle declining ticket sales.  (Be too bad if they lose a game where they scored five runs against Sale, that might not happen the next time they face him).

 

  http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/r1_Oc.gfO_edu3cRFp.oew--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/joemauerzubaz.jpg

Where do you come up with this stuff? I bought my last baseball glove in Grand Forks. Do you get it there?

Larceny is how I acquire most of my possessions.

Edited August 2, 201412 yr by Riverbrian

It sucks that we scored 5 runs against Chris Sale, yet the game is going like this.

I just told me wife... "i'm gonna make you the happiest girl in the whole world"

 

She said "Finally... Well the kids are gonna miss you".

At this rate Alex Meyer might have to pitch tonight.

It sucks that we scored 5 runs against Chris Sale, yet the game is going like this.

True.  The Twins still have 3 outs to score some runs though.

I just told me wife... "i'm gonna make you the happiest girl in the whole world"

She said "Finally... Well the kids are gonna miss you".

So I said: No No... You don't understand... I want to make love to you badly.

 

She said: yeah badly... Like usual.

True.  The Twins still have 3 outs to score some runs though.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

What a disgusting game!

 

The Twins' bullpen has not yet begun to defile itself...

Back from dinner. <hic>. What'd I miss? <hic>. Think I'll just go to bed

If Dozier singles by a toenail every time... It'll be alright.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

i am now soiling my 2nd shirt of the day

So I said: No No... You don't understand... I want to make love to you badly.

 

She said: yeah badly... Like usual.

Vintage Rivershecky....

http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg

plouffie

If Plouffe Gets on by a toenail... I'm ok with that.

The Twins' bullpen has not yet begun to defile itself...

The Sox speak latin…. oh how I really hate them.

i am now soiling my 2nd shirt of the day

Are you sure you're wearing it on the right end?

i am now soiling my 2nd shirt of the day

Still time for a third... You just gotta apply yourself.

wow.  there is a little bingo going on

Are you sure you're wearing it on the right end?

nope

the left one

True.  The Twins still have 3 outs to score some runs though.

 

You seem to be some kind of prophet. I hope.

it is up to the 6 million dollar man now.

The Sox speak latin…. oh how I really hate them.

We don't any trouble around here, fellas.  Not in any language.

 

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2671-19772.jpg

Edited August 2, 201412 yr by LaBombo

No one say it

it