In my experience... Laughing is about 80 times better than crying... If forced to choose... Go with laughing.

 

"For, look you, there is humour in all things, and the truest philosophy is that which teaches us to find it and to make the most of it." -Jack Point

That video would be in my lowlight reel pitch to Bud Selig for making an actual objective pitch location display as available to stadium fans as the score.  Potential riot if that's a Sox player rung up on that pitch.

It was unhittable unless you threw the bat at the ball.

wonder if sale comes out for the seventh?

107 pitches, and he usually tops out around 110-115.  It would surprise me if they asked him to face anyone but the lone lefty in the twins lineup, Parmelee,  But then again, about a quarter of what most MLB managers do surprises me.

"For, look you, there is humour in all things, and the truest philosophy is that which teaches us to find it and to make the most of it." -Jack Point

Good quote from Jack Point and I agree... But I like my quotes about humor to contain a reference of pants somewhere.

one thing about konerko

he has not lost an iota of speed since he was a rookie

"For, look you, there is humour in all things, and the truest philosophy is that which teaches us to find it and to make the most of it." -Jack Point

You... much humor, sample san.

 

http://browsingthemind.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/mr-miyagi-smiling.jpg

 

Happy 24th Birthday and Major League Debut,

Kennys Vargas!

Kennys Vargas is to the day, one decade younger than me.

one thing about konerko

he has not lost an iota of speed since he was a rookie

He probably says damn it... Under his breath... Every time he takes off to run

Kennys Vargas is to the day, one decade younger than me.

Happy Birthday Sconnie!!!

Happy Birthday Sconnie!!!

You also share a Birthday with Dom DeLuise... Francis Scott Key and Coolio.

That video would be in my lowlight reel pitch to Bud Selig for making an actual objective pitch location display as available to stadium fans as the score.  Potential riot if that's a Sox player rung up on that pitch.

 

 

From an umpire's point of view, that damn backdoor curve that tries to nip the outside corner is tough to call.  But if you recognize the pitch, you can actually use where the catcher catches it to guide your call.  Sox catcher framed it well and he got the call.

 

Meanwhile, can we dump Swarzak too?  To me, his outing vs the Injuns was more aberration than anything else.  I cringe every time I see him come in.

Good quote from Jack Point and I agree... But I like my quotes about humor to contain a reference of pants somewhere.

Humorous pants references are probably ok outside of job interviews and wedding toasts.  Sure of the second situation after field-testing it myself.

Kennys Vargas is to the day, one decade younger than me.

 

 

We need a good Logan's run reference.

So... We've got ourselves a runner, huh? Or are we to believe that you renewed in carousel?

You also share a Birthday with Dom DeLuise... Francis Scott Key and Coolio.

That's an even odder collection than the groomsmen of I Love You Man.

http://t.fod4.com/t/a5e12286f7/c640x360_36.jpg

Over turn it... I could use the fantasy baseball single.

You also share a Birthday with Dom DeLuise... Francis Scott Key and Coolio.

especially Coolio!

Edited August 2, 201412 yr by Sconnie

Good job video umpires. Way to not blow that call.

especially Coolio

I declare the final two hours of today!!! SCONNIE DAY

 

I have the power to make such declarations...

 

However... I also have made a declaration that nobody makes a big deal during Sconnie day.

That's an even odder collection than the groomsmen of I Love You Man.

http://t.fod4.com/t/a5e12286f7/c640x360_36.jpg

Totes magotes

Muted Roy put the Last Waltz on and when I check back in you guys are talking about the Band. Very strange. I guess it would be stranger if you were talking about the game!

There's a game on?

Kurt does it again!

1st time since the All-Star break scoring more than 5 runs.

There we go, Zuke.

Muted Roy put the Last Waltz on and when I check back in you guys are talking about the Band. Very strange. I guess it would be stranger if you were talking about the game!

We can do both..

 

Vargas: And And And... You put the load right on me

 

Correia/Darnell: It makes no Difference

 

Guerrier/Kubel/Bartlett: I shall be released

What in the heck are zubaz?

What in the heck are zubaz?

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

What in the heck are zubaz?

They are Today's Magic Word...

 

Ladies and Gentlemen... Pants!!!

 

Ding ding ding... Confetti falls from the roof of Twins Daily(Someone help me with a GIF).

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

Ugly? I wear mine to church.

Edited August 2, 201412 yr by Riverbrian

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

Are they like sweatpants?