coconuts shoud be banished from the face of the earth

Deserted Islands would be too quiet.

 

You need the sound of them falling for stimulation.

1-0 now

 

Or should I say 0-1?

 

I don't want to put the Sox first.

There goes the shut-out (as if there was ever really hope for one).

Brian, I like your "wish upon a star" observation. But now I wish

Vargas didn't have a hole in his glove.

The s is possessive.  It's like, well, it's vs. its.  If you write Kenny's (or Kennys') you're saying Kenny is.

Which is also true. 

 

The question then, is what's he got?  And that's what we're hoping to see.

 

Does that make sense?

So if I go with Brian's... All I have to do is be possessive? My wife says I got that down.

 

Or if I type Brian is Brian... I'm now Brians

Brian, I like your "wish upon a star" observation. But now I wish

Vargas didn't have a hole in his glove.

Those debuts are not always full of sunshine. Although sometimes they are and the following month goes to hell.

 

Those kids always want to step up and do something amazing from the get go and it screws em up.

 

Kinda like a first date... That's usually the moment that you tell her that you can bench press a car.

 

Later on... You are totally embarrassed when you can't lift the car off her... After it rolls.

Edited August 2, 201412 yr by Riverbrian

Deserted Islands would be too quiet.

 

You need the sound of them falling for stimulation.

don't want keith richards fallin' out any of my trees

There we go! Sale has had to work hard so far

don't want keith richards fallin' out any of my trees

Ha Ha Good One.

 

Drugs are amazing... You think you can climb trees at 70 years of age.

 

It was probably a first date for Keith... Trying to impress someone by climbing a tree.

 

Simply saying he's Keith Richards doesn't go as far as it once did.

There we go! Sale has had to work hard so far

 

Look at his jersey.  It says "49".

 

Now we got his number.

2-2!!!

 

 

We want more.

This Sale is half off tonight!!!

Sugar... Flavoring... Butter and a big chunk of self esteem.

 

Mmmm!  Self esteem...

 

(I'm not sure my tongue can distinguish between butter and self esteem)

C'mon... Make that fair

gardy wanted to check his wrist for rubberbands

Zuke is altogether ooky.

Happy Birthday, Kennys!!

Nice! Good job Kennys Vargas!

Vargas! Vargas! Vargas!

Nice Job Kenny Plural.... LF line doesn't work... Try the other one.

Zuke is altogether ooky.

Snap Snap

this is also the birthday of jerry garcia

just sayin....

So if I go with Brian's... All I have to do is be possessive? My wife says I got that down.

 

Or if I type Brian is Brian... I'm now Brians

It might be a special case...  Like its?

 

I don't know.

 

See if i can extrapolate...

 

Speaking of which, did ya see Kennys hit?

 

Pretty good, eh!

Sale with 63 pitches already

Good job double Kenny.

 

That bat looks tiny in Vargas's hands.

Or should we call him Double Varga?

Kendrys. Kennys. I think we have an answer to a very trivial trivia question.

This might be one of those blind squirrel nights for the Twins.

 

...Brians...Brians...Brians  Will a blind squirrel be able to find a candy bar with no nuts in it?

this is also the birthday of jerry garcia

just sayin....

I know... Happy Birthday to Captain Trips.

 

I've sent him a card every year but he stopped responding in the Mid 90's.

This might be one of those blind squirrel nights for the Twins.

 

...Brians...Brians...Brians  Will a blind squirrel be able to find a candy bar with no nuts in it?

Yep... Right before the Owl swoops down.