One doesn't get to be head moderator by accident.

 

Things would make so much more sense if it was the other way.

Atta boy, Santana!

Better than he's taking leads off first.

Yeah, and he totally should've had that ball that Dick said was a few inches from being a home run. And Dick never exaggerates. About Danny Santana nearly-homer-robbing catches, anyway. Well, at Target. On Tuesdays.

 

Night games.

I haven't been able to watch, how is Santana fielding Center Field?

 

He just made a very nice catch.

Pasta diving Dozier.

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definitely... Definetly... I get my underwear at K-Mart

 

Shop smart... Shop S-Mart.

 

(And i'm hoping one of the Twins' batter gets to say "This, is my boom stick!" soon...)

#1 google image result for "pasta diving".

 

 

http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2011/04/pastajeter.jpg

Walk off time.

This Perkins guy is pretty good.

I like strikeouts

I like strikeouts

 

I can't complain. Leastwise when we're pitching.

9 minutes into the 3rd and the Hawks don't have a shot yet, middle of the ice looks like a Tokyo traffic jam.

 

Tokyo actually has their **** together on that, unlike tiny Minneapolis.

I like strikeouts

 

Fascist.

Says the Jinx master.

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Wild 0-3 on the PP, costing them this series so far.

Fascist.

 

Only on fastballs. Boring and fascist.

Pasta diving Dozier.

Does it come with bottomless breadsticks?

Tokyo actually has their **** together on that, unlike tiny Minneapolis.

 

 

Yeah, I've been there, just a busy place that's all.

Wild 0-3 on the PP, costing them this series so far.

 

What's costing them is Parise and Suter getting cute instead of firing shots.

You know your off when Cola is PH for you

Does it come with bottomless breadsticks?

 

How about a few opened, game-used bags of pumpkin seeds?

Twins seem to have lost some of their plate discipline as the season has progressed.

Tokyo actually has their **** together on that, unlike tiny Minneapolis.

Yes, a remarkable place, but they continue to drive on the wrong side of the road and still haven't solved their Godzilla issues, according to trusted news outlet Moviefone.

Yeah, I've been there, just a busy place that's all.

 

petty

Walk off time.

Parm!!

Parm!!!!

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http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2010/07/249-artwork-focus.jpg

Yeah, we all saw that one coming!