Uh oh! Papi could make player of the week in one game.

Duensing's got this.

The Perfect First Date:

 

Date: I'm very rich and I insist on paying.

The perfect first date, a stroll down Venice beach followed by some sloppy ribs and the Transporter.

You were right to omit the 'get matching Metallica tatoos' part...

 

j/k, have been to Home Depot on a first date (honest), and not my idea. And it was my best first ever.

I'm predicting a double play here

Another rough-ish one for Tonkin, its time for him to go get some seasoning, maybe we won't even replace him with another pitcher.

The Perfect First Date:

 

Date: I'm very rich and I insist on paying.

 

"and I insist on watching the Twins game during dinner"

Duensing's got this.

Quick google search reveals that this phrase exists nowhere else on the internet.

You were right to omit the 'get matching Metallica tatoos' part...

 

j/k, have been to Home Depot on a first date (honest), and not my idea. And it was my best first ever.

 

The tats are a deal breaker for me, I am much more of a Pantera fan.

Silly Twins, that's only a strike when Kubel is up!

Tonkin has such good stuff, and it isn't working. Definitely time to work on things in AAA.

The Perfect First Date:

 

Date: I'm very rich and I insist on paying.

 

That is certainly one way to set the mood. If you get creative it doesn't even have to be true for 1 or 2 dates anyway.

Another rough-ish one for Tonkin, its time for him to go get some seasoning, maybe we won't even replace him with another pitcher.

 

Just send him down when Fuld comes off the DL.

The tats are a deal breaker for me.

 

I can see getting married and having a couple of kids... But a tattoo... That's so permanent!!!

Dangggit Duesning! You better bring something good back in that factitious trade after that hit!

Just send him down when Fuld comes off the DL.

 

Silly rabbit, Fuld isn't a relief pitcher.

Dangggit Duesning! You better bring something good back in that factitious trade after that hit!

 

Is Ortiz still on the table?

Looking a little dice-y here.

Is Ortiz still on the table?

 

It's either him or Trout

That was just a terrible effort by Duensingysies during that AB

Don't bring out Guerrier!

Guerrier's got this

Silly rabbit, Fuld isn't a relief pitcher.

 

Bartlett, Santana, Nunez, Escobar, Colabello weren't outfielders, there is still a chance.

Ummm...Gardy, it's not 2011 anymore?

I hope I'm wrong, but I have a feeling this will not end well

Does Suzuki make vaccum cleaners as well as cars?

I hope I'm wrong, but I have a feeling this will not end well

 

you, me, and the rest of Twins nation

Guerrier is like my 4th favorite kind of cheese

The tats are a deal breaker for me, I am much more of a Pantera fan.

Who isn't? But the punk kid tatcassos of today can't do ink justice to the cover of Far Beyond Driven, so sometimes you gotta go with the next best thing.

Guerrier is like my 4th favorite kind of cheese

 

its a little stinky for me