Why is the Kubes batting cleanup again? I won't accept "because who else would bat there?" as an answer.

 

All of our other hitters are shortstops?

All of our other hitters are shortstops?

 

Winner

Kubes did a nice job of laying off pitches there.

Aaaaaaaaand Mauer's average is now over .300.

Not a SO, baby steps.

And Mauer's average is now over .300.

 

 

How'd that happen? You know with being washed up and all.

Why is the Kubes batting cleanup again? I won't accept "because who else would bat there?" as an answer.

 

Is it Anderson's fault?

All this talk of food is getting me hungry.

All of our other hitters are shortstops?

 

And all of our shortstops are now hitting.

 

I'll take that.

How'd that happen? You know with being washed up and all.

 

Can't help but notice he didn't drive in a run, though.

Why is the Kubes batting cleanup again? I won't accept "because who else would bat there?" as an answer.

 

Is it Anderson's fault?

 

Probably Bill Smith's

All this talk of food is getting me hungry.

 

Is it Anderson's fault?

 

Well it's certainly not NOT Anderson'sies fault

Can't help but notice he didn't drive in a run, though.

 

See inning 2

Not trying to jinx the team, but Plouffe's arm seems consistent over the last month or so

And all of our shortstops are now hitting.

 

I'll take that.

 

I can see it. Gardenhire genius. Wins World Series, with handful of shortstops and 17 pitchers.

See inning 2

What's he done for us lately?

Sox broadcast going all little league world series, so I now know Xander Boagerts likes ribs and Jason Statham.

I can see it. Gardenhire genius. Wins World Series, with handful of shortstops and 17 pitchers.

And all TD posters saw it coming and laughed at the sports media nay-sayers...

Well it's certainly not NOT Anderson'sies fault

 

The Gardy nickname generator tells me that it is ANDSY, not Anderson'sies....

Sox broadcast going all little league world series, so I now know Xander Boagerts likes ribs and Jason Statham.

 

What about long walks and sunsets?

See inning 2

 

Well of COURSE he did it early in the game, when it doesn't matter as much (or something).

What about long walks and sunsets?

 

Everyone likes those

This game is setting up just how Gardy wants it. Lesser reliever in the 8th to face the best Red Sox hitters, Perk in the 9th for cleanup/save/make the ASG duty.

They're talking about Plouffe's improvement on TV. Wouldn't it be nice if Plouffe was playing so well when Sano is ready, that they won't know where to play him ? Will Vargas be ready to DH at the same time ? Where will Rosario play ? and HURRY UP BYRON BUXTON !!

Everyone likes those

 

Unless it's 9AM and the plank is short.

The perfect first date, a stroll down Venice beach followed by some sloppy ribs and the Transporter.

They're talking about Plouffe's improvement on TV. Wouldn't it be nice if Plouffe was playing so well when Sano is ready, that they won't know where to play him ? Will Vargas be ready to DH at the same time ? Where will Rosario play ? and HURRY UP BYRON BUXTON !!

 

Woah...one miracle at a time...

Well of COURSE he did it early in the game, when it doesn't matter as much (or something).

 

Kind of like games in April.

Well was kinda hoping I wasn't jinxing things.