Poop

Yeah until he doesn't. But so far today he's listenable.

 

I like Hawk, but mostly because he was nice to me when I was a little kid. Signed a bunch of balls for me so I could give them to my friends.

May this NOT be another year with bats on our shoulders for STRIKE THREE!

C'mon Hicks, silence Hawk!

 

Was Harrelson saying something pertinent to Aaron's trouble last year, or just being his usual self?

Suzuki ... who'd a thunk it?

Hawaiian Punch!

That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh ...

Suzuki's seeing eye bat finds the ball! Take that, cybermetrics!

nice!

Suzuki brought here for "not his hitting":)

Gardy the mad genius for batting ZUKE second.

And you people doubted him... Tisk tisk. 2-2!

I take it back. Nice job Suzuki.

Suzuki ... who'd a thunk it?

Gardy? (Ducks)

Called third strikes!! Yikes. I'm already getting yips and twitches from 2013's PTSD... Thank goodness Suzuki cleaned up.

That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh ...

 

 

It takes 30 seconds before it makes sense, but it's worth it.

Bunt ===> "Little things" comment ===> *drink*

 

LaBombo ===> it's a time with an "a.m." or "p.m." in the name ===> *drink*

Not to pile on about #2 hitter, but Florimon bunting makes more sense if Dozier and Mauer are 1 and 2.

 

Suzukisie!

Onion story, or Star Tribune? "Local man sentenced to rehab after 2 straight weeks of 'Mauer grounds to second' drinking game.

 

It might not take two weeks.

LaBombo ===> it's a time with an "a.m." or "p.m." in the name ===> *drink*

 

I was lucky enough that in my line of work, nobody batted an eye if they saw me swigging on something.

LaBombo ===> it's a time with an "a.m." or "p.m." in the name ===> *drink*

You're thinking of Snepp. I'm the one who only drinks on days with a 'd' in them.

Edited March 31, 201412 yr by LaBombo

It's really cool how Adam Eaton was able to reinvent himself as an outfielder after an unspectacular pitching career. Good for him.

 

It takes 30 seconds before it makes sense, but it's worth it.

Lol

Hey riverbrian, weren't you one of the ones advocating to go after getting that bum De Aza?

 

I was... But only because I had extra vowels to use up.

Pffft no you're not!

I am though, he seems like a good guy...A good guy to have as a backup Corner OF/ backup 1B/3B

Suzuki hitting that will give him at least 2 months of batting 2nd. Gardy will be suggesting when he is batting .150 "he showed us on opening day that he can hit".

Keeerap

Radio call made it sound like an easy catch for Hicks.

Nolasco is getting his tits lit up, lets get Deduno loose in the pen. Don't care how much we are paying him.

Hitting and teeing off on his fast balls!