And use CCRakes occasionally at 1B to give Mauer a break.

Lol ... Like the user name ... Dare you to go to a Red Sox board with that!

ChiTown's lawyer to RB: You are being sued for copyright infringement.

 

I get hit with those things all the time.

http://media.giphy.com/media/YPIrsRqqO7oB2/giphy.gif

Required opening day prep - links only for the videos due to the limit of 1 embedded video per post:

 

Excellent choices. Thank you.

Not sure if I'm a fan of the scoreboard graphic being on the bottom left.

first out of the year.

Drink lots of good beer.

 

Kirkland Amber Ale here. Gordon Biersch under another label. 1 PM Pacific is a little early to be cracking one open at home, but hey. It's Opening Day.

Kirkland Amber Ale here. Gordon Biersch under another label. 1 PM Pacific is a little early to be cracking one open at home, but hey. It's Opening Day.

 

it's 5 o'clock somewhere:p

Onion story, or Star Tribune? "Local man sentenced to rehab after 2 straight weeks of 'Mauer grounds to second' drinking game.

Apparently Chris Parmelee was optioned to AAA/pre-packaged videos.

Great shout ChiTown. Just cracked open a bottle of Grolsch. Although it is currently 8.30pm where I am, so kind of acceptable.

 

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Well it's 3:23 here and I just cracked a 90 Shilling, so what does that say about me?

Pretty good start. Might as well crack another beer open.

Kirkland Amber Ale here. Gordon Biersch under another label. 1 PM Pacific is a little early to be cracking one open at home, but hey. It's Opening Day.

Is it packaged in anything less than a gross? If so, time to dust off the Costco card...

Willingham now has 11 K's in 18 ABs against Sale.

 

Nice to see Colabello pull a ball...first hit of the year!

Let's-a-go Colabello! First hit of the season.

Wanted TedWilliamsHead but it was allready TAKEN!

Well it's 3:23 here and I just cracked a 90 Shilling, so what does that say about me?

 

Is says that you don't let bogus societal mores tell you when you should and should not enjoy a alcoholic beverage.

And remember that for Twins Trivia: 1st hit of 2104? CC rakes!

If I had taken a mouthful of beer just prior to this it would have been spewed everywhere! lol

 

I like that Colabello guy... Pulling a ball to left.... Standing in the same zip code as the plate.

 

Ok... I'm in for a Colabello breakout 2014!!!

Chris Colabelo gets the first hit of the season, he actually pulled one...

Wanted TedWilliamsHead but it was allready TAKEN!

 

I would have taken Bond's shriveled ...

Well..that's not good defense by Arcia. Thought it was right at him.

Ahhh Arcia

Abreu looks a bit like Carlos Gomez

OSWALD..............ohh =(

Come on, don't let them score!!!!

Worst part is that Arcia isn't even the worst defensive outfielder. Do you think Collabello would be better in the field than Willingham or would he be worse?

That can't be good. 0-2