When I lived in Chicago, we used to call US Cellular Field "The Cuze". Mainly because Joan Cusak was everywhere with US Cellular ads that summer, that and it just sort of had a nice ring to it.

 

My slang thesaurus doesn't have quite such a nice ring to it.

Real basement dwellers don't have windows.

 

Better view than from the front window of my van, down by the river!

 

Everyone post a photo from your window!!!

 

Let's see what it looks like for everyone.

 

I lucked out this winter. I had the Adriatic out the back window, and a 300year old vineyard out the front. I'll tell you, it makes Minnesota look pretty crummy.

on pace for only 1,134 SO

 

Who said all the optimism was gone!

Detroit?

So close! Flint. Detroit is just to the right of Mount Doom.

 

Actually no, MN. Think of Mordor as the impressionistic vision of my brown, disgusting, dog-poop encrusted "yard". The real image would not meet TD posting standards.

Was that a Dive?

 

I was expecting to Mauer to look at the camera and say "Live From New York... it's Saturday Night"!!!

 

I am at work, so I can't really comment anything of substance on the game (not that I would have anything profound to say), but if Mauer hosted SNL it would either be the most painful hour of television ever, or so surreal and bizarre that it would be entertaining.

Downward plane*.

 

 

 

Drink!

 

 

 

 

*too soon?

 

This Photo out my back window

I do NOT support people wearing Nascar jackets in public (outside of actual Nascar events), unless they are black or navy. I can deal with that, but seriously, when was the last time you saw a Nascar jacket that didn't involve a fluorescent color scheme?

what are the rules to this drinking game? I think I might like it.

what are the rules to this drinking game? I think I might like it.

 

http://www.wintwins.net/drinking/

 

 

Any phrases in this thread also qualify.

 

http://www.twinsdaily.com/showthread.php/2531-Blylevenisms

Edited March 31, 201412 yr by snepp

They finally did it. They sold the disclaimer. Kind of impressive, but wow, that is scraping the bottom of the promotional barrel.

what are the rules to this drinking game? I think I might like it.

 

Just about any bert-ism is drinkable...and you have to drink twice when he talks about Ben Zobrith.

Hicks looked like he was dogging it around first.

I do NOT support people wearing Nascar jackets in public (outside of actual Nascar events), unless they are black or navy. I can deal with that, but seriously, when was the last time you saw a Nascar jacket that didn't involve a fluorescent color scheme?

I support Nascar fans wearing pants. Tasteful team jacket colors are a bonus, like a co-worker White Sox fan who is usually free of odor.

Everyone post a photo from your window!!!

 

Let's see what it looks like for everyone.

okay ...

Hicks is "Mr. March".

I lucked out this winter. I had the Adriatic out the back window, and a 300year old vineyard out the front. I'll tell you, it makes Minnesota look pretty crummy.

 

I heard that Montenegro is a lot like Warroad.

This Photo out my back window

 

Oh, the back window. That's, uh, pine trees too.

 

Our bench is so awesome that Escobar is our top pinch hitting threat against lefties.

okay ...

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hehehe, you live in the same place my Aunt does.

Just about any bert-ism is drinkable...and you have to drink twice when he talks about Ben Zobrith.

Hey, take it easy on the guy, he grew up speaking Holland talk or something, plus how can he be expected to be spot on pronouncing the name of some obscure utility guy?

I just turned the radio back on. Why did they pull Florimon? Injury?

My view

okay ...

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Looks like Spidermans playground

hehehe, you live in the same place my Aunt does.

Am I your aunt?

am i your aunt?

 

omg!

Hicks looked like he was dogging it around first.

Shortly after he's released by the A's, new Twins roving baserunning coach Nick Punto will slide headfirst into the front office receptionist's desk at Target field, reporting for duties that include immediately imparting the Rules of Hustle to Hicksie...

Edited March 31, 201412 yr by LaBombo

Am I your aunt?

 

Obviously... If you live in the same place... You must be.

 

Auntie ChiTown

My view

 

I saw that one in the Palo Alto Craigslist - you're asking a million-two?