Walter's Whites

I'm a music junkie. I play Cat Stevens on guitar all the time. But if you're going for comedic effect play Sheryl Crow. If you play the 60's versions millennials who don't know music will just tweet about how the Twins picked a weird cover of Sheryl Crow (which makes me weep inside).

*Sheryl I believe is the right spelling.

Oh definitely Cheryl Crow.

Can we all agree "The First Cut is the Deepest" should be Sano's walkup song first game back?

I know Lynn has his faults, but if we can get him on a 2 year deal with a higher annual amount then do it. We have to get some more depth.

The question is why would Buxton sign an extension. If he fulfills his potential, he should want to become a free agent ASAP and not have free agent years bought out. If I'm Buxton I'm tempted to bet on myself and get to free agency.

I'm not concerned over 8 at bats, but I do think he needs to cut down the strikeouts and get in better shape to fulfill his potential. Hope he does, because he could be MVP caliber.

Great deal. I don't know how much Cobb or Lynn are asking for, but I still think we should go for one of them if it's a fair deal. We have flexibility to spend, so let's get some depth in this rotation.

Before you know it, the Vanimal will be back. That's how uninteresting and sad this off-season has been.

I hope he reaches the bigs soon so we can hear Sid Hartman try to pronounce his name.

I understand the top 4 are risky, but now is the time to take a risk with contracts coming off the books soon. Let's be aggressive and go for something. At some point every front office has to take a risk.

I bet the Pohlads aren't gung-ho about the dough they wasted on Byung-Ho to see if he could hit in the show.

I don't even speak Spanish and I'd still rather listen to the Spanish broadcast.

My recommendation would be to either turn on the radio broadcast, mute the TV or put music on. Do not listen to Dick alone. Don't do that to yourself.

I have an idea. Let's take the media guide away from Bert and see what he talks about. My guess is nothing. Or how many days until his next birthday.