Happy b-day Brian! My best birthday memory involves a beer drinking contest. My roommate and I challenged my girlfriend's (now wife) roommates to a beer drinking contest. First group to finish the pitcher won something. What that something was, I have no recollection. Anyway, the girls got their pitcher like 10 minutes before us and we still beat them. Photographic evidence of the aftermath shows me staring drunkenly into a beer bottle for some unknown reason and another of me grabbing my girlfriends chest from behind. My only other real memory from that night involves me telling my roommate to make sure that I came back from the bathroom. I'm not completely sure that I did, but I obviously lived to tell about it.