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Jeepers, catching up after- what's up with all the injuries! Royce, what hard, hard luck! And Gray goes down today too? And Bux? Where did he get tagged? Hopefully he's not banged up again, too! Good stuff from Gordo and Larnach- single, double, HR- wow! Think the only way that big lad could get a triple though, is if he breaks a couple of tackles between 2nd and 3rd... ?

Pffffft.... Duff.....

Smeltzer is the new man. He should be designated as the one to grow one of those stringy meth-mullets. I think it would look great with the beard.

Celestino has been playing like he has no intention of going back across the river.

Those cupholders better not be empty this time.

Welp. This one is a chicken salad. No more than that.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2022/5/23/23138424/josh-donaldson-suspended-one-game-fined-by-mlb-tim-anderson-white-sox I'm glad we got rid of that D-bag.

Craig Monroe today. A genius.

No kidding- it's check swing after check swing right now. He needed some time on the farm to get the kinks out. I don't know what his injury was, but he looks like a guy right now who's trying not to get hurt.

Heh... just catching up between classes- usually watch the oppo broadcast on MlbTv- Tigers color-man one pitch before the launch: "Kepler's one of those guys that, with one swing of the bat, it could get ugly." Bang. ?????

Probably not much happier watching the Tigers launch rockets against Griffin "No Mystery" Jax.

Empty cup holders, though? Faux pas...

C'mon, everybody, all together! R-D! R-D! R-D!

This is the only chicken Pagan gets in the clubhouse.

We didn't need that Reese Louis or whatever, anyway.

Welp, this means Pagan in the 9th. Still time to call anybody who's expecting you somewhere and tell them you'll be at least 1/2 hour later than you thought.

Good old Central, back on track. Maybe another arm wouldn't hurt...

Duran. Really. It's not like 16-year-old Cody couldn't have worked some stuff out. ?

Welp, Mr. Miranda found a way to get on base. Kind of an anti-climax.

He has me sitting on the edge of my seat yelling at him to throw anything, at all, like sometime today...

Well, he's surely improved our time of possession. ?

A good observation. But Gawd Almighty, how many more seasons does Lewis need to be held back? Miranda (thankfully) hasn't had to deal with anywhere near the same kind of setbacks Lewis has.

For God's sake. Everybody and their brother are either hurt or in Mendoza-range, and there've been a run of Molitor-level lineups of late. But sure, let's take the one guy who's actually producing and exciting the fans, and stuff him back east. It's not like he wouldn't be learning anything watching CC every day up close, and spelling him at SS when necessary. Oh, and let's take that other promising kid who's utterly looking lost, flailing at the plate, and costing us chances to win actual games, and keep him up on this side of the river. Because, let's not try to win any MLB games along the way, or anything.

The immortal Antonio Fargas! (AKA Huggy Bear)

Busy day between classes again- but good to see Dylan Bundy got through 2.1 innings before the implosion began.