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Sorry to dash your hopes, bro, but I plan to continue playing until I'm 44.

Um, no. I've put up with you guys far more than 3,000 times - that's just how much you've had to put up with me. Or 3,001, to be exact.

That made me lol - a real, legitimate lol, not the usual blank stare or slight "heh" that usually accompanies lol's. Welcome to the 3,000 club, Always.

Heh... I'm not in the market for best friends or anything serious, so that probably won't happen. Also, I don't really need practice saying "good luck" to members of the opposite sex ... we've already been talking a lot more than that. And Chi, he's a musician.

I'm assuming the same can be said for women in that age range ...

Lol.

Nah. I'm just in a situation similar to the one you were in a couple months ago ... you know the ordeal ... major crush on a cute, single co-worker who's leaving in a few months. Advice? And please use the sarcasm font in appropriate instances because I've never dated before, and I'm dead serious. Lol.

Hey ... I understand that and respect that you're not getting one. If you'd ever heard one of my rants against ****ty pet owners, you'd know that to be true. However, that last comment did nothing but touch an open wound as I recently "lost" a beloved pet due to an extremely difficult decision - that was the true sacrifice.

Go to hell. We cannot be friends anymore. *******.

And all that time I had been thinking about how much I liked that avatar and meaning to ask you who was the artist behind it. I'm gonna put mine in real big for Chief's benefit. http://www.artofthemystic.com/uploads/2/5/9/7/2597378/168533.jpg?688 'Tis my favorite work of art at the moment. Followed by The Garden of Earthly Delights, of course. And then there's this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hM829JlqqAQ/U3mpbUKWG8I/AAAAAAAASTY/ClwTlcnPe1Q/s1600/brandon-heart-3.jpg If you could use GIFs, this would be mine.

Da ****? Also, was I the only one not creeped out by ChiTown's eyeballs? (Though to be completely honest, I only saw the final version ... )

If I was ChiTown, this image would suddenly and mysteriously become Chief's new creepy avatar.

Wait a minute ... if May is a month, is Santana a year? I'm confused ...

Yeah ... I never thought I'd be able to break the mold of conformity, but ... well, I'm pretty sure I've attained that status on Twins Daily.

Do you like this, or should I switch to a detail from Hieronymus Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights"?

Just dropped in ... has everyone's accounts been hacked?

You're pretty quick with the screenshot shortcut. Impressive. I like that they included the "comment" that it comes in a cute box. What do you think your iPad would purchase first?

We cannot be friends.

SRSLY Chocolate, Austin, TX. Van?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMx0a78oNGc

DH Saladino ----> PH Morneau <3

Yeah, that's why I have the heart by Kepler.

So ... we can talk about the mods. Let's start with the Canadian one, the one who deleted Dave's thread. Jk.

September 4, 1:10 PM CT @ Target Field TV: WGN; Radio: WLS 890 Weather: Partly sunny, with a high near 80. South wind 10 to 15 mph. Lineups: Good guys: CF Eaton SS Anderson LF Cabrera 1B Abreu 3B Frazier DH Saladino RF Garcia C Smith 2B Sanchez SP Ranaudo Bad guys: 2B Dozier SS Polanco 1B Mauer DH Plouffe RF Kepler <3 3B Sano LF Rosario C Murphy CF Buxton SP Albers Five things NOT to think about: 1 - Politics 2 - Religion 3 - Mods 4 - Packers 5 - Baseball Follow these simple rules, and you should be good.