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Well put. Indeed "yes" is perhaps the safer response.

Entering the 5th and yet to break the score barrier... CBU

Perhaps pitchers should get out more?

Royals player reaches into the stands to catch that ball off of Vargas. I'd be more disappointed if it wasn't the third baseman in foul territory.

We got us a runner! Mauer walks to first.

They didn't sleep as long, so they got up around noon feelin' peckish, but owing to the deciduous nature of well, nature, there was no lunch pine.

Nunez got glove.

Did you hear about the beavers that went south to avoid the winter?

Oh yeah. 2 scoreless innings. CBU.

All he needed was a 5 foot bat... (sorry i'm slow to comment on it) Now i want to develop a telescoping wooden bat for just such an occasion...

Yes. (obligatory) I think Sarcaste would appreciate proper capitalization of that which pertains to his philosophy...

Top 5 hitter... Batting 6th. A sort of logic there. Lyin' in the weeds for the ambush. Makes sense to me. Now if only they throw top 5 pitches, and he'll hit 'em . Alas, he only saw 4 pitches. Makes me think he'll clobber the first thing he sees next time up.

knotted at naught naught after 1. CBU.

Concur. Up-stepping time for Mr. Pelfrey. Here he comes...

So Suzuki won't trip on his helmet. Escobar is quick enough to dodge it... (Just speculatin' upon a hypothesis) Slightly more realistically, don't Suzuki and Nunez both bat right handed? Separating them so that um, KC's bullpen can't get two with 1 specialist? Okay, so maybe their bullpen is above such petty concerns... I guess i just don't know.

You have courteous snails who think to knock. We got slugs who just slither under the door on warm rainy days. Anyway, i hope their pitchers are likened to snails (shelled) and our batters to the shellless (that they slug) Oh yeah, good intro, as always!

Dante Hicks, of course. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/13/13aef6638f92131cd092ac85d2260c0439447e7e9674ca3b4a286e5a4b36fd17.jpg

Maybe we can still make soup?

Guess the game's no longer on the line... Oh well. Thanks for the company, all!

Rosario with the game on the line...

Inning over... done.

This one? I wouldn't mind so much if only we were scoring runs...

Don't all the gas giants have rings? Saturn just gets all the press 'cause they got more bling.

I want a couple of runs. And don't care how too much... I'd even settle for bunting.

And Mauer starts us off right. But don't get too comfortable at first base, Mr. Mauer (as a runner, that is)