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sampleSizeOfOne

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  1. Driving with a full arc rainbow on hand. Someday i'll find it....
  2. The ruby slippers intorduction: Things to think about. 1. Sometimes the house lands on ya. Sometimes its merely a glass of water. Hard to say which is worse though.... (But y'all been paying closer attention to our road woes than i. I'm on the road now, so you can attribute my brevity to that.) 2. There's no place like home! (Tap heals) There's no place like home! There's no place like home! Isn't a good haiku Relaxing to read these days? Go ahead. Write one! 3. Kansas City... How are they these days? We often do well against them, but even when they aren't winning world serieses, they tend to play us tough. Maybe they want their local references back? 4. Is 2 added to itself. Which is what multiplication means? So it is also 2 times itself. Which is what raising to a power means. (i know, i'm a square too) Which is also raised to itself, and i think that is where most math folk get bored, and turn on the game. 5. Woah! The game's on! And it's in colour, unlike some of our dreary lives. Let us all gather round the screen and enjoy! (Well, it will be... It will be...) Them: 0. Kris Bubic (L) P 1. MJ Melendez (L) LF 2. Bobby Witt Jr. (R) 3B 3. Salvador Perez (R) C 4. Vinnie Pasquantino (L) DH 5. Michael Massey (L) 2B 6. Nate Eaton (R) RF 7. Nick Pratto (L) 1B 8. Kyle Isbel (L) CF 9. Nicky Lopez (L) S Us: 0. Joe Ryan (R) P Team of Mystery... (a little help, please?) O E O. Bed Owe Um!
  3. Someone said he landed in the Texas Minors? Good luck there! "We'll hear from him, and i don't mean a post card..."
  4. I would have just been satisfied if he finish the inning a few batters earlier...
  5. What about too much happiness? (i have on good authority that is a banquet and a dance)
  6. Are sure that's the bottom? There is a game today after all.
  7. I'll take the blame on last night. I went and jinksed us apparently.
  8. Leon on base again. They can't stop him. Can only hope to contain him. Which i guess they did last time.
  9. Maybe it will be over turned due to the catcher blocking the plate? Obviously he needs a really big lane...
  10. Rumor has it that it is two stains that have blended together: ketchup forms East Germany, and spaghetti sauce fills out West Germany. And there is a pearl of Horse Radish sauce from that one visit to Arby's where Berlin would be.
  11. I hope we win. What else do i usually say? Gotta get it out of the way so i can something new.
  12. I don't know. Maybe he is saving himself for the playoffs, like some save themselves for their wedding night?
  13. What, me worry? It's in the bag, along with the cat, and some pipes, and a whole lot of mischief.

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