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Dare!

Rortvedt can control the run game, right?

Coffee is strong stuff.

Sanozee, battling his tailoff.

Alas, i am a Mountain Dew drinker. But i am proud to say the sugar version is backon shelves.

Game is on. Did i miss anything?

I heard a tale of two race car drivers, and one said to the other "let's make it exciting, i'll go 60mph the whole way, and you go 30mph for the first half, and then go tearing the rest of the way and catch me right at the end" Time to go tearing through the standings!

The subject makes me think of Gloucester's August and Horribles Parade (which is approaching its centennial? so not a young institution), and it isn't even August yet... Personally, i am still unreasonably optimistic about our pitching. We'll get there eventually. Er, that would be Ancient and Horribles: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Horribles_Parade

Yes... i am stuck in the past. I wonder if i can still fix it at this late... time.

Yes i like pitching Pineda and that catch in the rain. as we're still watching baseball though our team's down the drain Then get up for this noon game and see how our team plays it might be quite the same as what this song says: White Socks: 0. Lance Lynn (R) P 1. Tim Anderson (R) SS 2. Gavin Sheets (L) 1B 3. Jose Abreu (R) DH 4. Brian Goodwin (L) RF 5. Adam Engel (R) CF 6. Leury Garcia (S) 2B 7. Jake Burger (R) 3B 8. Billy Hamilton (S) LF 9. Seby Zavala (R) C Twins: 0. Michael Pineda (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 3B 2. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 3. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) 1B 6. Max Kepler (L) RF 7. Nick Gordon (L) CF 8. Ben Rortvedt (L) C 9. A. Simmons (R) SS And sorry to subject you to poor parodyin' skilz...

Game over, man.

I wish other players were willing to be paid in Newton-Meters-squared....

He must have slip 'n' slide experience. But yeah, a good one! Worth staying up for.

Buxton gets that.

Concur. To be fair, many of the more recent Twins hits barely beat a throw to first, and Cruz' was just special.

I miss Berrios...

Sano!

Meh, let him enjoy himself. We got Donaldson after all.

They were characterizing him more as an artiste on air.

Concur.

Kirilloff! down by 1...

Would it help if i got more ice cream? Cruz!

Arraez!

At least Simmons swung and missed for the K.

Sigh... A double play. We are not amused...