Circus Boy

It involved women's underwear, but that's not important right now.

Assist, I believe. And my 2 cents: Last night's game was the second most fun I've had this year. That is all.

I was worried we'd have a game like this. Zimmerman's ERA was low 3s in four August starts. Thought he was washed up, but no. Not today.

The baseball gods have looked kindly upon your request.

ftfy

No, he just got his shell waxed is all.

Try as I might, I just never get tired of scoring five runs in an inning.

Rock and fire, Mr. Gibson. Your offense has just given you a four-spot out of the gate. No nibbling!

The errorless streak was nice while it lasted.

Through the 3rd inning, the Twins have gone 44 consecutive innings playing error-free baseball. It's a miracle!

Top of the order is up. Now or never. EDIT: Oops. Forgot about Cave.

At the least, swing away on 3-and-0.

And we'd gone a season-high 14 straight innings without an error. (Note: "14 innings." Fact. "Season high." Not a fact.)

Nova's on fire. Only two earned runs allowed in the last 37 innings pitched. Gibby had one of his best outings against the White Sox last month, giving up one run in six innings in an 11-1 win. So, something's gotta give.

Follow the herd or perish, my friend.

And to think a couple months ago a bunch of us thought he'd be fine trade bait.

'Fess up... You've had that joke in your pocket all season, no?

Google translate sez it means "bullpen sucks" in Mandarin.

Heat got to him.

Texas had fifth-best home record in AL before we rolled into town.

This season will go down in sports history as the time Cleveland blew a half-game lead with six weeks left.

The mean kids called him horseface.

If we've learned anything, it's that the Yankees can overcome 7-run deficits handily. No worries mate.

So far, pitching and defense holding up. But hits are few and far between.

It's happening!