Unfortunately, or, fortunately, depending on your view of my game thread openers, this one isn't much more than a "mail it in edition."

 

 

*Internet 101: When in doubt, go for the kitten.

 

But, when things seem bleakest, there's always music to pick you up:

 

 

*Recorded at the old Blues Alley, Minneapolis, Good times, good times.

 

The Twins are at Texas for a 4 game series, and, since the race in the Central has heated up, should be a good chance for the Twins to gain some ground on Cleveland. 

 

It's crunch time and we've got a barn burner of a race for the division title this year.

 

And, with that, we go to the 5 things that should, or should not, be mentioned:

 

1. Parkay or Butter?

2. Skim or Whole milk?

3. Cheese or Cheez Whiz?

4. Coke or Pepsi?

 

 

Lineups:

 

 

5. Play ball!

Disclaimer: Any and all indications the author is completely out of ideas is erroneous and, dare I say, almost libelous! 

 

With that, I bid you good night, sir!

 

Wile E. Coyote, esq.

 

 

Not sure what happened, but it took a long time for this post to go through.

10 days ago I was expecting the Twins to be up 5 games after this coming Sunday. Then again I was also expecting them to go 5-2 against ATL and CLV instead of 2-5. I guess a 2 -1/2 game lead after Sunday is the best we can hope for.

Butter

Neither

Cheese! Cheese whizz is gross!

Coke... Pepsi is a sin in Texas.

Butter

1%

Real cheese

diet Coke

 

And not Danny Santana playing first base for my team!

Butter

Whole (in a bag)

Real cheese ( cheese whiz might be the most disgusting food ever created)

Coke........although a Pepsi hits the spot when I’m really hungover.

Not sure what happened, but it took a long time for this post to go through.

Quality takes time.....

 

Quality takes time.....

 

Game time temp: 95.

 

 

Go Yankees

Game time temp: 95.

 

 

Will be only time I ever say go Yankees this year but Go Yanks!

Edited August 15, 20197 yr by Utah Twins Fan

Game time temp: 95.

 

 

110 here

But that’s a dry heat...

 

At least that’s what they tell people as they are carting them away in ambulances.

Theres a difference, I’ve been to Irving Tx in the summer, It’s miserable, more comfortable here by far

At least we have our ace on the mound tonight

Grand slam Jose Ramirez. First inning. Can’t make it up

A 7 run first for the Indians in NY

We can quit pretending we have anything for the Tribe. Its over.

 

Theres a difference, I’ve been to Irving Tx in the summer, It’s miserable, more comfortable here by far

It's a balmy 104 here.

 

We can quit pretending we have anything for the Tribe. Its over.

If we've learned anything, it's that the Yankees can overcome 7-run deficits handily. No worries mate.

Yankees not exactly helping us out this evening.

I'm sure the Yankees will slap Cleveland down a few puigs, I mean pegs! And the Twins have the B squad in there so I feel a win tonite! Coke, Butter,hate Milk, Cheese please with a side of BL in the lovely blue can...a necessity when watching our pitching....

I'm cheering for the Indians to beat the Yankees - I just hate New York that much.

 

Boy, how mad must Yankees fans be that they didn't acquire any starting pitching? They couldn't even get Robbie freaking Ray! We talk about how Twins pitching isn't going hold up in the postseason, but how is New York's going to?

 

I wonder if the Indians could take down the Yanks in the playoffs. They certainly seem to be up to the task...

We can quit pretending we have anything for the Tribe. Its over.

4 game series against the Yanks , this is only one game

Yankees got one back.

The Yankees are just spotting them 7 to be fair....

Jose Ramirez—2 ABs, 2 HRs, 6 RBIs.

Cleveland up 9-1 in the 2d.

Francona is not intimidated by the Yankees, not even a little bit